Anyone Else's DH...BD!BD!BD!

Mel5170 · August 2013

A 2am-5am BD lover? Talk about prepping me for sleepless nights. I think, may be wrong, that the whole TTC part of our relationship now has him heightened. Haven't seen that before.

Daisylola11 · August 2013

I already have a hard time w sleep I'd probably kick him haha, but I would be more prone to HIO if maybe we had the nxt day off or were able to sleep in..... By we also don't have kids yet to wake us up early or anything

von1976 · August 2013

MeatandBandP said:

If my husband tried to wake me up from 2-5 AM to have sex, we would have a major problem.

We wouldn't have a major problem, he'd just have a black eye. Or two.

mmb248 · August 2013

DH regularly wakes up in the middle of the night and wants sex. I usually give in because 1) it's when he's the most into it; 2) once I'm awake, I'm awake so I might as well have fun; and 3) if I say no then he tosses and turns and keeps me up anyway. Plus, I sleep better after sex and since DH knows better than to wake me up twice in one night, I'm guaranteed a night of uninterrupted sleep after that.

One time (ONE TIME), that man woke me up for a BJ, got it, and then woke me up 2 hours later for another one. I don't remember this since I was sleeping, but apparently I yelled at him that if he ever woke me up twice in one night again he would wake up with his penis in his own throat. And then I throat punched him. Personally, I think he's making it up because I'm not naturally a violent person, but he did have a bruise on his neck and he's pretty sure it happened that way.

KingLED · August 2013

I tend to be the one that wakes him up in the middle of the night.

beckynsean11 · August 2013

mmb248 said:

DH regularly wakes up in the middle of the night and wants sex. I usually give in because 1) it's when he's the most into it; 2) once I'm awake, I'm awake so I might as well have fun; and 3) if I say no then he tosses and turns and keeps me up anyway. Plus, I sleep better after sex and since DH knows better than to wake me up twice in one night, I'm guaranteed a night of uninterrupted sleep after that.

One time (ONE TIME), that man woke me up for a BJ, got it, and then woke me up 2 hours later for another one. I don't remember this since I was sleeping, but apparently I yelled at him that if he ever woke me up twice in one night again he would wake up with his penis in his own throat. And then I throat punched him. Personally, I think he's making it up because I'm not naturally a violent person, but he did have a bruise on his neck and he's pretty sure it happened that way.

1) If my husband eva, eva eva eva EVA woke me up for a BJ, he'd be a dead man! A throat punch would have been the nicest possible reaction I could have mustered.

OP, no MH does not wake me up at those ungodly hours for sex. The cops would probably end up involved if he did. 1st thing in the morning is one thing, at 2am (when I have just finally passed out) is no bueno.

KenziK · August 2013

No way in hell, DH and I both love sleeping too much. Now if I were to be awoken by him doing certain things to get me in the mood that might be one thing...but in the six years we've been together that has NEVER happened.

Amy+Ryan · August 2013

My DH works nights so I get to sleep all night without any problems. If he didn't though he wouldn't dare wake me up in the middle of the night.

jenb_99 · August 2013

DH and I usually go to bed around 1 a.m., so 2 or 3 a.m. BD is pretty much all we get.

But we also have a toddler, so spontaneity is pretty much out of the question.

TeeJ526 · August 2013

DH and I have woken each other up for sex during those hours. No shame in our game.

jcsumm0 · August 2013

thekikimonster said:

I have a dream that one day more people will use the term sex more than BD.

Preach!

gutsysneakers · August 2013

This has happened one time with DH and I went along with it. It was pretty hot, but if he woke me up for a BJ, I agree with other posters....two black eyes.

KingLED · August 2013

thekikimonster said:

I have a dream that one day more people will use the term sex more than BD.

I cringe every time I see BD and think some people actually call it "baby dancing". *shudders* After the first time I saw it referred to as "baby dancing" and not "big deed" I just get a bit creeped out.

AllyTales · August 2013

Mel5170 said:

A 2am-5am BD lover? Talk about prepping me for sleepless nights. I think, may be wrong, that the whole TTC part of our relationship now has him heightened. Haven't seen that before.

Hell no. I'd be kinda pissed if my H woke me at 2am for sex. Nothing on me would even work at that time. And as much as he loves sex, he likes his sleep too. I don't think his parts would work at 2am, either. We like sleep.

oneblessedmess · August 2013

Not gonna lie, I probably wouldn't be too thrilled if DH woke me up for sex (and God help him if he ever woke me for a BJ). Luckily we both sleep way too heavy for that ish. Once we're asleep we rarely wake up except for maybe the occasional bleary-eyed stumble to use the bathroom before throwing ourselves back in bed. We never wake up in the middle of the night alert enough to actually participate in the act of sex.

ETA: He HAS woken me up early in the morning before work for sex, but I don't wake up much later than he does anyway so that doesn't really bother me.

MMason12 · August 2013

There is no way in heck this would happen in my house! DH and I normally go to bed around 11:00-11:30 pm and once we are asleep we are both out. I sleep pretty hard, but softer than my DH does. I can still hear the dogs barking, noises outside of our weekend, etc. where my DH doesn't hear anything. In fact, in order for me to wake him up in the middle of the night it usually involves me practically shoving him off the bed onto the floor while yelling at him.

herecomesthesun · August 2013

Maybe he's starting a trend of two sleeps with you: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16964783

Pepper6 · August 2013

mmb248 said:

DH regularly wakes up in the middle of the night and wants sex. I usually give in because 1) it's when he's the most into it; 2) once I'm awake, I'm awake so I might as well have fun; and 3) if I say no then he tosses and turns and keeps me up anyway. Plus, I sleep better after sex and since DH knows better than to wake me up twice in one night, I'm guaranteed a night of uninterrupted sleep after that.

One time (ONE TIME), that man woke me up for a BJ, got it, and then woke me up 2 hours later for another one. I don't remember this since I was sleeping, but apparently I yelled at him that if he ever woke me up twice in one night again he would wake up with his penis in his own throat. And then I throat punched him. Personally, I think he's making it up because I'm not naturally a violent person, but he did have a bruise on his neck and he's pretty sure it happened that way.

I LOLd at work. Then had to make something up when my boss asked what was funny...

Kris2011RN · August 2013

DH used to be this way when we were dating. Now we have major fights over sex, it's him not wanting sex! I would love it if DH was more interested in sex.

Mel5170 · August 2013

LOL! This is funny. I'm getting a little tired of the 2am. I always thought of BD as big deed in the beginning too. Then I laughed when I knew it meant "baby dance". Hahaha. Maybe I'll pretend to be asleep. Although last night I really was out. He said I was like an anvil and I didn't even move.

LeadMitten · August 2013

I would love some 2-5am sex. DH has turned into a bit of an old man since we have gotten married. I miss when we were dating in college and would sneak off in the middle of the night haha.

Mel5170 · August 2013

@hampire hahaha-I've been there.

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CowgirlK39 · August 2013

DH works till 1-2am on Weds, fri and sat. It's common for him to try to get some when he finally rolls into bed. A few weeks ago he laid there and kissed me and rubbed my back for an hour until I was fully conscious. If I fall asleep in my recliner I am downright evil, to the Point where if he suspects I am getting sleepy he rushes me to bed.

StacyJYay · August 2013

beckynsean11 said:

mmb248 said:

DH regularly wakes up in the middle of the night and wants sex. I usually give in because 1) it's when he's the most into it; 2) once I'm awake, I'm awake so I might as well have fun; and 3) if I say no then he tosses and turns and keeps me up anyway. Plus, I sleep better after sex and since DH knows better than to wake me up twice in one night, I'm guaranteed a night of uninterrupted sleep after that.

One time (ONE TIME), that man woke me up for a BJ, got it, and then woke me up 2 hours later for another one. I don't remember this since I was sleeping, but apparently I yelled at him that if he ever woke me up twice in one night again he would wake up with his penis in his own throat. And then I throat punched him. Personally, I think he's making it up because I'm not naturally a violent person, but he did have a bruise on his neck and he's pretty sure it happened that way.

1) If my husband eva, eva eva eva EVA woke me up for a BJ, he'd be a dead man! A throat punch would have been the nicest possible reaction I could have mustered.

OP, no MH does not wake me up at those ungodly hours for sex. The cops would probably end up involved if he did. 1st thing in the morning is one thing, at 2am (when I have just finally passed out) is no bueno.

Absolutely what beckynsean11 wrote. I'd be livid if my husband woke me up for sex or a BJ.

CopperPoppy · August 2013

BJs by themselves do not exist in our marriage. The only time they happen is when they are an opening act to the main event.

MH has woken me up maybe an hour or two after getting to bed maybe 12. I swear I think he's having a sex dream and then actually acts it out. It has worked out because I usually had wanted to have sex but was too tired to initiate. It might happen once or twice a month at most. If it was more than that I might be getting irritated.

BlackBooks · August 2013

herecomesthesun said:

Maybe he's starting a trend of two sleeps with you: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16964783

Ha! I just read that yesterday. Didn't those people all have to be out milking the cows at 5am? What were they doing up at 2 am? Must have been some good medieval nookie.

WolFox · August 2013

It's normally ME waking HIM up at those hours. I'm the night owl in the house so sometimes it just happens. He doesn't mind, and claims and sometimes he thinks he's dreaming and only fully wakes up half way through.

This happens especially on the night's I take Ambien. It sometimes makes me super duper horny, but it also effects memory. So between Ambien memory and him being sleepy, the morning has a lot of "did we's?" "Yeah...?" "Oh now that you say that, I remember now, that was great..."

danielledee89 · August 2013

yeah SO loves early morning sex .. between 4-6 am is like peak time for him haha. I love having morning sex then falling back asleep after. but sometimes im so sleepy i just whine and tell him to screw off lol.

iam3jenn · August 2013

Once my DH and I are asleep, we are out! The likelihood of morning sex is out since we are always running late due to that dang snooze button. Early evening is the best or right before we go to sleep.

janda426 · August 2013

One time while we were sleep spooning he started humping me in his sleep, which woke him and I up and we went at it half awake, then fell back asleep. We woke up the next morning like wait, did that actually happen? Huh. Cool. Want bacon?

I don't mind sleep sex. It doesn't happen often though.

kdhuling · August 2013

Back when we were dating I found waking up for sex in the middle of the night exciting and romantic, now I'm like GTFO me and go masturbate or something haha

MrsT2008 · August 2013

hell to the no. If he woke me up in the middle of the night for the sole purpose of having sex, I'd be pissed!

msteacher83 · September 2013

Mine knows better than to ever ever ever wake me up for anything. ever. haha.

LaDyBostonRN · September 2013

I'm sure he wants to, but he knows I would never go for it. He used to wake me up, in college, but not anymore. Besides, I work nights so I'm rarely at home while he's sleeping anyway. Maybe just MAYBE if we had the next day off we might have middle of the night sex. Otherwise we're more evening or right before bed sex people.

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