So my DH is home today-Monday, and I am already ready to choke him. Aubs woke up at about 6:00 this morning, and he tells me "Don't worry, I've got this." He proceeds to turn on every fucking light in the house and wake up the remaining 3 kiddos. Yeah buddy, you've fucking got it alright. Then, THEN, THEN, THEN, the fucker knocks my bottle drying rack off of the counter, and proceeds to shatter 3 glass bottles all over my freaking tile floor. All of this took place before I had my first sip of coffee. I love my husband, I really really do. Most days, I absolutely adore him even. Today? I just want him to go back to work and quit fucking up my Friday!
Re: Seriously, DH?
No more hearing "should they be watching that? Should they be eating that?" Ha! The kids and I are in our Jammies in front of the TV enjoying a pouch breakfast.
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And don't forget the booze! all my sorries S0ul....
YES! DH never used to take 20 minute shits before DD came along. Maybe he'll give himself a hemmeroid like Paul Rudd.
YES! DH never used to take 20 minute shits before DD came along. Maybe he'll give himself a hemmeroid like Paul Rudd.
I just want to know how everyone gets to poop alone? That never happens in my house!