want to throw something at DH

Morgan5252 · August 2013

My DH is sitting in the chair watching football cracking sunflower seeds and I swear it's the loudest most annoying sound right now! What does DH do that sometimes makes you want to throw things! Lol

peitri · August 2013

When he promises to do something on his days off (the dishes, laundry, etc.) and I come home from work and find he did nothing. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

cantsitwithus · August 2013

My husband chews his gum loudly.

m88bloom · August 2013

Mine constantly talks about how he needs to get rid of some fat (it's skin) from his lower abdomen (he's a meat head and a buddy talked him into body building). F U! I'm just growing away over here and your complaining about a tiny bit of skin?! Ahh that feels a little better. Thanks for letting me get that out.

thesportsgal · August 2013

Snoring. Snoring, snoring, snoring.

lp0 · August 2013

Some days him breathing pisses me off lol.

No but seriously sometimes when he takes his socks off he scratches his feet back and forth on the carpet. It drives me nuts! I'm glad he doesn't have stinky feet otherwise if have to kill him.

Mrbatesisinnocent · August 2013

Waiting way too long to take care of the litter box...kitties want to be clean yo!

peitri · August 2013

tarashea721 said:

This probably could come off as ridiculous but my husband doesn't know how to relax. In the last year he remodeled our kitchen and bathroom, refinished the hardwood floors, remodeled our downstairs etc. I just want a weekend of peace.

Can your husband's work ethic please rub off on mine? We have opposite problems.
:P

thesportsgal · August 2013

rachel2011 said:

thesportsgal said:

Snoring. Snoring, snoring, snoring.

yep. The one night I think he woke me up 5 times. I know he doesn't do it on purpose but I seriously almost kicked him out of bed that night.

I TRY and give him the benefit of the doubt some nights. But if he's been drinking some beers, then it's 10 times worse and it's spare bedroom time - for him, I'm not giving up the tempurpedic

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AGriffin620 · August 2013

rachel2011 said:

thesportsgal said:

Snoring. Snoring, snoring, snoring.

yep. The one night I think he woke me up 5 times. I know he doesn't do it on purpose but I seriously almost kicked him out of bed that night.

DH doesn't get on my nerves too much, but the snoring is one that gets to me EVERY night. It bothers me when he doesn't wear his nose strips, because he doesn't understand that he's keeping me up when he doesn't wear them!

AGriffin620 · August 2013

peitri said:

tarashea721 said:

This probably could come off as ridiculous but my husband doesn't know how to relax. In the last year he remodeled our kitchen and bathroom, refinished the hardwood floors, remodeled our downstairs etc. I just want a weekend of peace.

Can your husband's work ethic please rub off on mine? We have opposite problems.
:P

Ooh me too me too! DH has great work ethic, but he doesn't know how to use a hammer. I'm the handy one.

Marchmellow2 · August 2013

I want to kill mine for never being home. It's been a whole year now that he's worked hours away. I'm sick of it! I want some cuddles and love at my convenience too! I miss him! Good news is he's on his way home...my GPS tracker says he's only 1.5 hours away!! Yay!! Lol and I'm so not kidding..I am a control freak and I GPS track his phone heehee

malamutemommy · August 2013

superspecialsnowflake said:

He won't take allergy medication when he clearly needs to. So I get to hear him snuffing all day.

omfg My fiance is the same way. He has terrible allergies year round and I told him to see an allergist, but he refuses because they might use a needle. For the love of God quit being a baby and get some medication. All he does is walk around and sneeze a million times a day, sniffle, and snore real loud. And some days his breathing makes me mad. And he doesn't do a damn thing about it.

Another thing is he promised he would take me on a date 2 weeks ago. Still hasn't happened. Or he doesn't help out with housework around the house. And doesn't pick up after himself. I get that I'm home all day right now, but I'm not your freaking maid. Pick up your 5 damn glasses of half drank red koolaid so the dog doesn't knock it over again. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

God he really annoys me sometimes haha.

Ansleyturner · August 2013

malamutemommy said:

superspecialsnowflake said:

He won't take allergy medication when he clearly needs to. So I get to hear him snuffing all day.

omfg My fiance is the same way. He has terrible allergies year round and I told him to see an allergist, but he refuses because they might use a needle. For the love of God quit being a baby and get some medication. All he does is walk around and sneeze a million times a day, sniffle, and snore real loud. And some days his breathing makes me mad. And he doesn't do a damn thing about it.

Another thing is he promised he would take me on a date 2 weeks ago. Still hasn't happened. Or he doesn't help out with housework around the house. And doesn't pick up after himself. I get that I'm home all day right now, but I'm not your freaking maid. Pick up your 5 damn glasses of half drank red koolaid so the dog doesn't knock it over again. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

God he really annoys me sometimes haha.

Are we marrying the same man?! Lol
I know I stay home and you work long hours, and I let a lot slide because of that. But PLEASE don't leave your old food/empty drinks everywhere. If I don't catch it fast enough it ends up smelling horrible! I don't ask for much but just throw it in the trash can dont be lazy!!
He does the allergy thing also. He will sneeze like 14 times (he won't cover his nose) and scratch his eyes until they turn blood red (he wears contacts so I really don't like him doing this, I think he could seriously hurt his vision)
And he won't take an allergy pill until I basically force it down his throat. Ugh!
Gotta love em though

opolanco · August 2013

mine is quitting smoking, so hes constant eletric cigarette smoking is beyond annoying.. even in bed its a vapor cigarette so no harm for baby

Ansleyturner · August 2013

opolanco said:
mine is quitting smoking, so hes constant eletric cigarette smoking is beyond annoying.. even in bed its a vapor cigarette so no harm for baby

At least he's quitting! Not smoking is really hard, especially when you are stressed. He must be with a baby on the way but especially if his wife doesn't approve of his attempts to quit. I know your probably just venting and he might not know how you feel, but go easy on him.

mamashan12 · August 2013

He's started taking off his sneakers every chance he gets. In the car, in restaurants. I looked down while we were in the room waiting for my OB to come in and he had taken them off. He saw nothing odd about airing out his feet in the doctors office. SMH.

lp0 · August 2013

@shansbury82 IDK why but yours cracked me up lol. I would probably look at my DH like he had three heads if he took his sneakers off in the dr's office. What is wrong with them? Lol

Ktrue85 · August 2013

Mine bites his nails all the time. Seriously, his nails are alarmingly short. Like, I don't think they could ever grow normally even if he did stop gnawing.

He also makes this sucking sound after he eats, like he is sucking food out of the spaces between his teeth. Drives me nutsss.

notthecheat · August 2013

DH pushes the snooze button for each of his three alarms multiple times every morning. For a good couple hours its a blasting alarm every 5-10 minutes. At least he is using music now and not just beeps.

blainethetrain · August 2013

Mine takes forever pooping. We will have to be somewhere and he'll say "I've gotta go to the bathroom." At that point I know we'll be late.

lp0 · August 2013

sventurarn said:
DH pushes the snooze button for each of his three alarms multiple times every morning. For a good couple hours its a blasting alarm every 5-10 minutes. At least he is using music now and not just beeps.

This may be grounds for divorce

mamashan12 · August 2013

@LP0198 The best part is when I asked him to get his shoes back on before my OB came in he looked at me like I was the crazy one!!

mamashan12 · August 2013

Ktrue85 said:

Mine bites his nails all the time. Seriously, his nails are alarmingly short. Like, I don't think they could ever grow normally even if he did stop gnawing.

He also makes this sucking sound after he eats, like he is sucking food out of the spaces between his teeth. Drives me nutsss.

Mine does this too! It's almost like he can't suck it down fast enough and it sounds like nails on a chalk board to me.

Aycul18 · August 2013

Mine bites his nails. I can't stand the sound of him crunching, and then a weird lip smacking sound... and I try not to let it get to me. I really try... But then I just have to whack his arm away from his mouth and he gets pissed at me :-/ but seriously... How much can you bite your damn nails?!?!?!

nicholssquared · August 2013

Mine just called me and was totally aggressive to me. Ugh...

The DC is closed today for "teacher development" so DH offered to take half a day off because I just started (admittedly like five months ago) my job and they don't give you PTO except sick leave until 6 months in. So, basically I can't take off. However, because I work longer days Mon-Thurs I get 1/2 day on Friday, so I told him I'd finish work, we could switch and he'd go to work.

Well, I drove off in the car this morning. With the car seats. Uh, oh. DH calls me angrily and says he wants to do breakfast with MIL and go shopping, etc. I said that I was absolutely willing to take the car seats to him (I'm salaried, so my HR dept pretty much says I can come and go as a please as long as I work roughly 40 hours a week. I've stayed late a couple times this week already), and to ask his mom if she would take him and the boys to the store if I did that. Well, I can only assume MIL pissed him off somehow because he calls back, basically says, "forget it - I'm sick of being the go-between and everyone's in my business!" and hangs up on me!

What? The only thing I did wrong was accidentally take the car seats to work, and I told him that I was willing to bring them back no problem and that it wouldn't be a problem with work or anything, and now he's too busy playing the victim to let me help him out!

/sigh. What's a girl to do?

malos3 · August 2013

tarashea721 said:
This probably could come off as ridiculous but my husband doesn't know how to relax. In the last year he remodeled our kitchen and bathroom, refinished the hardwood floors, remodeled our downstairs etc. I just want a weekend of peace.

Send him to my house.. My husband is a dummy when it comes to doing anything for our house. I want to paint and remodel my kitchen but he is so clueless or maybe just lazy.. I bet your house looks really nice.

swirl25 · August 2013

My husband has major gastrointestinal issues...in that he farts incessantly and claims that "all guys do it." Maybe so, and I'm not saying I haven't been super gassy since I've been pregnant....but it drives.me.nuts. (and contributes to my nausea!)

TheSloppySwish · August 2013

hckygrl909 said:

Mine takes forever pooping. We will have to be somewhere and he'll say "I've gotta go to the bathroom." At that point I know we'll be late.

Totally this, and the incessant farting that a PP mentioned.

It's not the actual farting that bothers me, it's the fact that his farts DO NOT EVAPORATE. Sometimes I walk into a room he farted in 45 minutes ago and it's still like hitting a wall of mustard gas.

Ktrue85 · August 2013

rachel2011 said:

he picks his toenails in our bed. I hate it. I tell him to go to the bathroom and CLIP them like a normal person but he refuses.

Ugh, I forgot this one. Mine will pick and peel his toenails while sitting on the couch. I gag every time and freak out until he goes to the bathroom. It is so fucking nasty to me.