Anyone else suffering with a DH that sleep talks? It wasn't so awful before we had a baby, we'd have the funniest conversations every night. But now it's beyond inconvenient.
I just asked him to close the window, and he sat up said "kiss first" then he practically licked my face, turned around said "tricked ya" and when back to sleep.
And then on weekends when I ask him to change a diaper he dreams that he's doing it, and when I ask him again he yells "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING"
FFS
Re: Sleep talking DH
You have to admit though...your husband is pretty entertaining
DH hasn't talked in his sleep in awhile but he does headbang a lot. Yes you read that right. I look over and he is ferociously lifting and banging his head into the pillow. This little endeavor makes noise and shakes the tempur pedic (non shakeable) bed!!
DH always gets up in the middle of the night when LO wakes up and changes her diaper and brings her to me. One night I told him to get up and change her diaper because she was fussing so he said ok and went back to sleep so I asked him again and he said ok and went back to sleep so I asked again a little bit more forcefully (because I learned that is the only want to get him to do anything when he is sleeping) so he gets out of bed then turns back towards the bed and starts frantically looking through the covers (moving them around and looking under them). So I say "DH what are you doing? Go get the baby!" he does and when he comes back he says " I thought I lost the baby" - yeah he didn't remember any of that the next day
One night he went downstairs for a few minutes in the middle of the night then came back up so I asked him what he was doing. His response was "Sleepy DH has so many secrets" and passed back out (we nicknamed him "Sleepy DH" when he is talking in his sleep)
When we first started living together he would talk about Scooby Doo a lot in his sleep - it was weird