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BANG!

Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
in July 2013 Moms
I had a couple of you ask for an update...pervs...jk! ;)

It was...mind blowing!
was hilarious though, i actually texted him from the shower, "wanna ****?:)"
his response was, "Mr. Tross is passed out on my lap"
I texted back, "push him the **** off then!"
I'm walking out of the bathroom and get thrown on the bed!
Not going to get anymore graphic than that but "O" my!!!


I have no regets!! hysterectomy? fine! i have 2 beautiful boys
Pregnant? Fantastic! the more the merrier! 
Was way to good to pass up! :D
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  • karirlawkarirlaw member
    What did I miss here!? Lol
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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    yes you missed my first post...You wouldn't understand at this point
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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    lwrightenator said:
    This doesn't make any sense. How do you send a text from the shower? Do you have a waterproof phone?
    lol, on my way out of the shower sorry
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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    sigh...go read my original post if you don't understand...its called "flames" we all had a big discussion about sex pp before 6 weeks
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  • Hilaboo86Hilaboo86 member
    NKaeding said:

    What did I just read?

    This.
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    caffienerain said:

    Yes but the post you're referring to would be in Aug13. Not J13. No wonder we have no clue!

    I was wondering what the F was going on...
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  • shara3333shara3333 member
    Hahahahaha
    Trying for #2 since November 2015

    DS #1 - 7/25/13

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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    edited August 2013
    HILARIOUS! :D
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  • mikeANDjen448mikeANDjen448 member
    I feel violated..... @-)

    TTC #1 since 5/2010 dx: annovulatory 

    RLP: 2/2012: normal HSG 3/2012: normal

     BFP #1 7/20/11 M/C 7/25/11. BFP #2 11/29/11 M/C 12/21/11

    I have two angel babies that I will see again one day

    BFP #3 10/27/12 EDD: 7/6/13

    Baby Emma arrived at 35 weeks by surprise on June 3rd, 2013!!


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    BFP #4: 5/23/14 EDD: 1/30/15  Emma's gonna be a big sister!

    Beta #1 19DPO: 213 Beta #2 21DPO: 674

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  • Bmore721Bmore721 member
    Asbromle said:

    caffienerain said:

    Yes but the post you're referring to would be in Aug13. Not J13. No wonder we have no clue!

    I was wondering what the F was going on...
    I know, right! I was so confused...
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  • mikeANDjen448mikeANDjen448 member
    Asbromle said:
    ETA: Mr. Tross is our cat...omg this is embarrasing right now....

    I was wondering how he was going to push his weiner off his lap.
    that was my thought too!  Then I was thinking typo....maybe she meant rub it out??  lol

    TTC #1 since 5/2010 dx: annovulatory 

    RLP: 2/2012: normal HSG 3/2012: normal

     BFP #1 7/20/11 M/C 7/25/11. BFP #2 11/29/11 M/C 12/21/11

    I have two angel babies that I will see again one day

    BFP #3 10/27/12 EDD: 7/6/13

    Baby Emma arrived at 35 weeks by surprise on June 3rd, 2013!!


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    BFP #4: 5/23/14 EDD: 1/30/15  Emma's gonna be a big sister!

    Beta #1 19DPO: 213 Beta #2 21DPO: 674

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  • shara3333shara3333 member
    Welcome to J13 :)
    Trying for #2 since November 2015

    DS #1 - 7/25/13

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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    I've posted on this board before...
    some of you may remember this little gem i posted awhile back...if not enjoy this as well lol!


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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    lol! I warned all the A13 mommies i posted over here on accident, go ahead and post the link, everyone could use a good laugh...;)
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  • Hilaboo86Hilaboo86 member
    This has made my day. It lightened up our board today, we, myself included got a little too serious! Glad you posted. Even more glad you had a good time! Haha go girl!
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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    kdasr said:
    mikeANDjen448 said:
    Asbromle said:
    ETA: Mr. Tross is our cat...omg this is embarrasing right now....

    I was wondering how he was going to push his weiner off his lap.
    that was my thought too!  Then I was thinking typo....maybe she meant rub it out??  lol
    I thought it was the baby! Like how some of us refer to LO as "Mr. Pants" (that's etoille right?) and Miss Cranky Butt. I was horrified that you told him to push him off! Lol. Glad it was just a cat..

    Lol! nope LO asleep in the swing :) and OS at friends house...
    I'm just the wierdo with a cat named Mr. Tross!

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  • emandiaemandia member
    Omg I thought it was the baby too! Lmao... This post totally made my day!
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  • atlvolatlvol member
    This is hilarious! :)
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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    emandia said:
    Omg I thought it was the baby too! Lmao... This post totally made my day!
    OMG!!! your pictures are beautiful! 
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    Mom2bois85 said:


    emandia said:

    Omg I thought it was the baby too! Lmao... This post totally made my day!

    OMG!!! your pictures are beautiful! 

    Aww thank you!
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    emandia said:

    Mom2bois85 said:


    emandia said:

    Omg I thought it was the baby too! Lmao... This post totally made my day!

    OMG!!! your pictures are beautiful! 
    Aww thank you!

    Now I feek the need to get out my ipad or lap top...I want to see the pictures.

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  • heyhayleeheyhaylee member
    I just died laughing! The baby is awake now! Hahaha
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  • BlondieBia21BlondieBia21 member
    This is the best thing I've ever read on TB. How awesome hahahaha
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  • Mamusia2beMamusia2be member
    edited August 2013
    Hahahaha A13 here and we were waiting for this update!!! Glad it went well ;) I love how confused everyone was in the beginning!!!!
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  • coco2787coco2787 member
    I also thought Mr. Tross was the baby. You never know what kind of nicknames people might use.
    Me: 35  H: 35
    Married: 4/5/13

    "You know that place between sleep and awake, 
    that place where you can still remember dreaming?
    That's where I will always love you.  
    That's where I'll be waiting."
    ~Peter Pan 

    *TW*
    BFP #1: 11/12/12  EDD 7/25/13 Baby boy: 7/27/13
    BFP #2: 10/29/17   MMC dx @ 9 weeks
    BFP #3: 2/2/18 MC 2/7/18
    BFP #4: 3/2/18  MC 3/9/18
    RPL testing and hysteroscopy: all normal
    BFP #5: 4/1/18 MMC dx @ 14 weeks ----> genetically normal girl  :'(
    Hysteroscopy to remove scar tissue 9/28
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  • rooter84rooter84 member
    I am seriously laughing so hard I am crying. Best.thread.ever!
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  • Mom2bois85Mom2bois85 member
    Cfreymc said:

    I also thought Mr. Tross was the baby. You never know what kind of nicknames people might use.

    Lol! No nickname for LO yet... Our cat has tons... His real name is Albatross because we found him on a golf course. DH calls him Albert Tross, Mr. Albert T. Ross and his favorite Mr. Tross ;)
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  • cuterusauruscuterusaurus member
    Lol! Love this so much!


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