DH and I went on the hospital tour last night. I did not expect the "birthing bed" to look like it did. I totally thought you just pop the baby out on a regular bed/table, like you see in the doctor's office, not something specifically made for giving the doctor easy access to your lady bits with contraptions to hold your legs and a bucket to catch the placenta. I can't hate it because it's so practical. But I can't like it because it looks like a torture device.
The best part is, DH took a photo of it, posted it to Facebook and tagged me in the photo. Thanks for giving all my family, friends and coworkers the image of me shoving a baby out my crotch on that thing, honey.
Re: The birthin' bed...
Huh, I remember mine looking like a fairly typical hospital bed.
If it did have stirups to hold my legs, I did not use them. It did have a bar that they attached to help with the squatting position.
The nurse was also quite efficient at cleaning up, she was constantly switching out the towels while I pushed. There really shouldn't be too much blood to clean up, unless you have a pretty horrible tear. I really stopped paying attention to what was happening down there once the baby arrived. I remember seeing the placenta, but don't remember a mess...I was busy with my DD.
I will labor, deliver, and recover all in the same room in a regular looking hospital bed. The end of the bed breaks away for delivery.
Jamie
Ah, okay. It'll be interesting to say the least.
Trust me, you won't care what the bed looks like when its time to get that baby out.
But at least it's pink! Priorities.
It looks intimidating now but I am sure you won't care when you are pushing
You could always request to deliver with the bed not broken down. If you need any sort of repair afterwards, they can break it down then.
I'm pretty sure this type of birthing bed was invented by a MAN!