April 2014 Moms

Stuff I'm blaming on pregnancy

-the fact I didn't even cringe, or think twice about driving thru In N Out burger at 11pm to satisfy a "protein craving"

-being utterly sweet to DH one minute and a total beeyatch the next.

-this placenta formation is making me really really tired

-never wanting to change out of a maxi dress

-the sad whimpering sound I make when I pass by the aisle of wine in the grocery store

What are your blame'isms?

Re: Stuff I'm blaming on pregnancy

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  • In N Out Burger!!!  Wish we can get one, or two, or 100 on the east coast!  Soooo good!  Can you mail a Neapolitan Shake me in Delaware?!
  • Lisabeun said:


    -- sorry, honey... I won't be able to ever change the litter box again. (Not only does hubby think its because I'm preggo, but I told him I shouldn't in case we ever want more kiddos. Bad for Mommy's health!! ) ;)

    This is amazing. I'm going to tell my husband that I just read this in my baby book and see if he falls for it!
  • Yum! I want in n out, but it's across town, and DH is going to get qdoba, despite the fact that we have leftovers in the fridge that need to get eaten as well as other meals that could be made. All the burrito talk yesterday made me want one!

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  • Eating whipped cream from a can

    Feeding my daughter "popped" chips because they are disgusting to me and it was easier than throwing them away.

    Being completely irrational

    Wanting to slap co workers for uneducatedly speculating. :)
  • - Being to tired to sort laundry.

    - The smell of cooking makes me sick.

    - I had to get fast food cause if I wait to eat I get sick.

     

     

     

  • The state of my house....and frumpyness....all I want to wear is yoga pants and baggy tops

    Ha! This is pretty well said. I'll add not wanting to focus at work at all and not really wanting to do any house chores. I'm considering hiring a house cleaner... No joke.

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  • dajhughesdajhughes member
    edited August 2013
    I ordered 2 cheesburgers, fries AND a 6 piece chicken nuggets at McDs.

    Pelvic rest means the laundry basket is too heavy for me to lift

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  • I haven't put makeup on in two weeks

    I live in dresses (sadly that has to end soon living in MI)

    I haven't dried me hair in a week because the heat makes me sick

    I spend more time on the Bump then reading books because the pregnancy books are scary and Bumping is more fun!

     

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  • -Being annoyed with almost everything bf does, except for when I want to have sex- then I love everything about him.

    -Taking advantage of bf playing with my hair, rubbing my back, being sweet to me. I'll get him back later...when I hand him his first child. :-)

    -Not wanting to work, asking people to work for me. I'm *TIRED*, duh.

    -Eating before I feed anyone else. If I'm making food and I don't eat first I'll get sick. All over their food. They don't want that.
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  • My eating habits
    My appearance (no real pants is my preference)
    My mood swings
    My exhaustion
    My new rule to DH "if I can't have it you can't have it"
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  • -The fact that I want salsa. All the time. On everything.
    -That I want to sit on the couch and do nothing but watch Army Wives on Netflix.
    -Being so tired that I can't concentrate at work but then being so awake at 3:00 am that I can't sleep. 
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  • -The pile of dishes in the sink

    -The non-stop flow of food into my facehole. It's 9:30 am and I've already had 1/2 a pb and j, waffle sticks (hooray for school breakfast), protein shake and apple with almond butter.

    -Strategizing locking my classroom door and napping on the OT beanbag for 30 minutes. So tired all day, but can't sleep at night.

    -Dreaming about Mexican food for dinner tonight

    -Forwarding baby updates to hubby via text.

  • - DH has to do all the lifting and moving of our stuff into our new house because the baby makes me to tired and it could be dangerous lol

    -FAST FOOD....I want it pretty much every day and get it at least once a week...I tell the DH that if i'm hungry and that's what the baby wants..it gets what it wants lol 

    -No sex for DH....it's just to tiring...

    -Bitchyness at work...
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  • -the pile of dishes in the sink
    -the fact that only one wall of my bathroom has been painted so far (this one day project is now spanning 4 days)
    -the fact that I constantly want to nap and have no motivation
    -the fact that I can't remember anything that's not written down (baby brain is real)
    -the fact that I had a Fiber One bar, a whole wheat waffle with strawberry jelly, and a chocolate donut between 7-9am (this has been my worst eating day, by far)
  • Not doing as much housework.
    Eating junk and not cooking hardly at all anymore
    napping
    wearing baggy clothes
    rarely wearing makeup anymore
    less sex

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  • jlrschmidtjlrschmidt member
    edited August 2013
    -No sex for DH, I am way too exhausted/sick -My house is a disaster area -I only get dressed/comb my hair when I leave the house and sometimes not even then -I cancel plans to hang out with friends because I don't feel like it (but they don't know) -I've been eating like crap ( @aviola329 I LOVE that shirt) ETA: tried to fix formatting but giving up as I'm on mobile
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