-the fact I didn't even cringe, or think twice about driving thru In N Out burger at 11pm to satisfy a "protein craving"
-being utterly sweet to DH one minute and a total beeyatch the next.
-this placenta formation is making me really really tired
-never wanting to change out of a maxi dress
-the sad whimpering sound I make when I pass by the aisle of wine in the grocery store
What are your blame'isms?
Re: Stuff I'm blaming on pregnancy
-- sorry, hubby. All I want for every meal is tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. If you want anything else, make it yourself!
-- it's totally ok to lock my classroom door and lay my head on my desk during planning time!
-- sorry, honey... I won't be able to ever change the litter box again. (Not only does hubby think its because I'm preggo, but I told him I shouldn't in case we ever want more kiddos. Bad for Mommy's health!! )
Feeding my daughter "popped" chips because they are disgusting to me and it was easier than throwing them away.
Being completely irrational
Wanting to slap co workers for uneducatedly speculating.
- Being to tired to sort laundry.
- The smell of cooking makes me sick.
- I had to get fast food cause if I wait to eat I get sick.
Ha! This is pretty well said. I'll add not wanting to focus at work at all and not really wanting to do any house chores. I'm considering hiring a house cleaner... No joke.
Pelvic rest means the laundry basket is too heavy for me to lift
Posting on these boards while at work.
09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube
08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015
++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015
I live in dresses (sadly that has to end soon living in MI)
I haven't dried me hair in a week because the heat makes me sick
I spend more time on the Bump then reading books because the pregnancy books are scary and Bumping is more fun!
My appearance (no real pants is my preference)
My mood swings
My exhaustion
My new rule to DH "if I can't have it you can't have it"
-The pile of dishes in the sink
-The non-stop flow of food into my facehole. It's 9:30 am and I've already had 1/2 a pb and j, waffle sticks (hooray for school breakfast), protein shake and apple with almond butter.
-Strategizing locking my classroom door and napping on the OT beanbag for 30 minutes. So tired all day, but can't sleep at night.
-Dreaming about Mexican food for dinner tonight
-Forwarding baby updates to hubby via text.
-the fact that only one wall of my bathroom has been painted so far (this one day project is now spanning 4 days)
-the fact that I constantly want to nap and have no motivation
-the fact that I can't remember anything that's not written down (baby brain is real)
-the fact that I had a Fiber One bar, a whole wheat waffle with strawberry jelly, and a chocolate donut between 7-9am (this has been my worst eating day, by far)
Eating junk and not cooking hardly at all anymore
napping
wearing baggy clothes
rarely wearing makeup anymore
less sex