Good timing lo... ( read for a laugh)

NKF312 · August 2013

So my dh and I moved to California in Late May, before dd was born... I don't know anyone here so recently joined a local mom group in hopes of meeting moms. I've yet to go on any of their play dates ( waiting for her 2 mo shots in a few weeks) However I had some breastfeeding supplements I decided to post for sale on the groups site.. Which a fellow mom decided to come pick up tonight 5 minutes before I'm expecting this person my dd has the blow out diaper to end all blow outs ( home alone)...run upstairs to changing table and it is everywhere! I seriously considered cutting off her onesie lol ( even in poor girls hair! ) so I start to clean her and my doorbell rings .. Can't leave dd unattended so I wrap her naked in a towel and run to answer door.. Right as I answer door she pees all over me lol ( obviously towel not covering impt parts) Pretty sure the lady won't be calling me for any play dates lol ( I'm secretley thinking dd doesn't want to share mommy so planned this

) Thought I'd share incase anyone needed a laugh

emandia · August 2013

Haha!!!! Too funny!!! They are so great at picking the best times to poop!

Greyson decided to blow out his diaper at my oldest son's b-day party (not at home) and DH had taken the wipes out of the diaper bag! It was everywhere!!!! He hadn't pooped in 3 days. I had to clean the poor guy with hard paper towels and cold tap water. Total nightmare.