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I want to bitch slap my coworker!

deidremariadeidremaria member
in April 2014 Moms
I really just want to hit this broad. Aside from the fact that we have a "no smelly food in the office rule" this whore (yes I called her a whore and am not sure if she is or not) insists on eating smelly shit in the damn office. When somebody says something about it she gets offended but imagine smelly food offending a nose not tainted by hormones.... then imagine it at 8 weeks pregnant.... I WANT TO BITCH SLAP HER!
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  • Kelly51819Kelly51819 member
    Heated up tuna and rice...smell lingers!
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  • deidremariadeidremaria member
    hvmom2b said:
    I have a coworker that eats a hard boiled egg every morning at 10am. Smells like farts!
    Hard boiled eggs are why we have this rule. Some of us like hard boiled eggs but they smell awful so we ALL agreed that anyone eating smelly foods takes it to the break room. This female is utterly annoying. She's so entitled and always thinks she's being targeted. I am positive that she is socially retarded.
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  • J&NLJ&NL member
    I felt the same way when my coworkers kept throwing their cigarette butts in the trash in the room where everyone sat. The smell made me want to throw up.
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  • GeorgiaWife12GeorgiaWife12 member

    There is a guy in our office that cooks fish almost every day despite everyone complaining. And I'm not talking salmon... I'm talking some sort of fish that smells like it floated upside down in wastewater for 2 weeks dead before he grabbed it and (semi) cooked it.  It gagged me before I was pregnant. Everyone always comes by our office and makes comments about it. It's horrible!

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  • KatieGummowKatieGummow member
    I had a kindergartener who used to always bring in fish strips that needed to be heated up in the microwave for lunch.  It was awful.  I am just so thankful I wasn't pregnant at the time.
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  • sugarrushsugarrush member
    open a jar of gefilte fish and hide it in her office.  take a little sign to the jar when she finds it that says "your food choices stink".  problem solved.
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  • Kristy774Kristy774 member
    I just like the fact that you call her a whore and want to bitch slap her....we would get a long well, as a matter of fact I'd like to bitch slap 2 whores at the bus stop in the morning that walk their kids to school that I can not stand.
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  • AcaAwkwardAcaAwkward member
    What does she eat that smells so bad? I'm curious :)

    My old office was right next to the kitchen and one coworker made tuna salad at least 2x a week. I finally had to ask her if she'd mind making it in her office when I was pregnant with DD. she was nice about it but...UGGGG I hate that smell.
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  • staceyemdstaceyemd member
    Ugh. And I thought people who burned popcorn were bad! At least we don't seem to have any fish-eaters.
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  • deidremariadeidremaria member
    Sugar Rush said:
    open a jar of gefilte fish and hide it in her office.  take a little sign to the jar when she finds it that says "your food choices stink".  problem solved.
    YESSSSSS!!!! don't tempt me..... I already have my own reasons for disliking her. I'd do it!
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  • nycgirlkatnycgirlkat member
    I work in cube-land and even though the kitchenette for our floor is on the other side, by 2:30 everyday it smells like the back alley of a row of all different restaurants!! We have a full cafeteria where you can not only purchase food, but also microwave your own food so that you can eat it down there!!! I feel like telling everyone that heats up stinky food in the microwave on our floor that the department hypochondriac heats up all her heating pads she sits on and neck rolls she uses in the very same microwave!!! Yuck!
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  • MyNameWasTakenMyNameWasTaken member
    If I puked, I'd make damn sure it was somewhere near her. While she was eating. That would make me feel a lot better about the situation.
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  • deidremariadeidremaria member
    AcaAwkward said:
    What does she eat that smells so bad? I'm curious :)
    She makes this weird cereal thing. She uses canned carnation milk that she doesn't dilute, and Cheerios. She microwaves it and it makes the place smell awful. I hated before I got pregnant and it's 10 times worse now
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  • AcaAwkwardAcaAwkward member
    deidremaria said:


    AcaAwkward said:

    What does she eat that smells so bad? I'm curious :)

    She makes this weird cereal thing. She uses canned carnation milk that she doesn't dilute, and Cheerios. She microwaves it and it makes the place smell awful. I hated before I got pregnant and it's 10 times worse now


    You had me gagging at Carnation milk.
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  • deidremariadeidremaria member
    nycgirlkat said:
    I work in cube-land and even though the kitchenette for our floor is on the other side, by 2:30 everyday it smells like the back alley of a row of all different restaurants!! We have a full cafeteria where you can not only purchase food, but also microwave your own food so that you can eat it down there!!! I feel like telling everyone that heats up stinky food in the microwave on our floor that the department hypochondriac heats up all her heating pads she sits on and neck rolls she uses in the very same microwave!!! Yuck!
    That might actually work!
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