Gah!!

Louiej · August 2013

I am so pissed! I wrote an entirely too long post about how everyone is an asshole, saved it, navigated away to find a crazy llama face...and poof! It's effing GONE!!! Ahhh! .....long story shorter, I covered the rest of some weirdos tab at work only to have him tell me after that the food sucked, and the service was "sub par". Then, I got pulled over for speeding. (I really had to pee..)The cop checked my info for a reeeeeeaaaaalllly long time, making me almost pee my damn britches. Then, my lovely DH was pooping in our only bathroom. This left me no choice but the yard. I'm sure my neighbor loves me now. And the damn icing on the cake? The playhouse that I got a ridiculous deal on was sold out from under me by someone who offered more than the asking price. Asshole, I was supposed to pick it up in the morning!!! Who does that? And plus, I am STILL soooo nauseous and dizzy from our boat trip. I seriously feel like I'm still on the boat. (No, I'm not pregnant, assholes!) Whole bunch of assholes around here....

rockyrollgirl · August 2013

Poor Louie

Louiej · August 2013

Aww @gwapes. I'm harmless. Promise. Except...if you dick me out if a tip while being an asshole, pull me over, or poop in my bathroom. Oh, and refuse to let me buy your playhouse.

I really love swearing on here...really gets the point across for fucks sake.

Louiej · August 2013

@auroraloo...I messaged you.

Louiej · August 2013

gwapes said:

Louiej said:

Aww @gwapes. I'm harmless. Promise. Except...if you dick me out if a tip while being an asshole, pull me over, or poop in my bathroom. Oh, and refuse to let me buy your playhouse. I really love swearing on here...really gets the point across for fucks sake.

I promise not to shit in your shitter. PINKY promise. The other stuff? We'll see. <:-P </div>

If you shit in my shitter, I will pee in your yard. Promise. I am not afraid. (Unless you've got a wild animal problem...then I may just drive by and shake my fist in your general direction)

Louiej · August 2013

gwapes said:

Louiej said:

gwapes said:

Louiej said:

Aww @gwapes. I'm harmless. Promise. Except...if you dick me out if a tip while being an asshole, pull me over, or poop in my bathroom. Oh, and refuse to let me buy your playhouse. I really love swearing on here...really gets the point across for fucks sake.

I promise not to shit in your shitter. PINKY promise. The other stuff? We'll see. <:-P

If you shit in my shitter, I will pee in your yard. Promise. I am not afraid. (Unless you've got a wild animal problem...then I may just drive by and shake my fist in your general direction)

I don't know. My outside overweight cat is pretty damn scary. He'll probably fart on you.

Fist shake it is then. Cats are damn scary. ::shiver::

LoriLee14 · August 2013

after the baby goes to sleep, my husband almost always goes out the back door to pee off the porch. it is fenced in so no one can see.

LoriLee14 · August 2013

gwapes said:

LoriLee14 said:

after the baby goes to sleep, my husband almost always goes out the back door to pee off the porch. it is fenced in so no one can see.

lol. Why? Just because he can?

basically. The guest bathroom(which is closest) is next to the baby's room and when he was a light sleeper it was a problem. now he sleeps like a rock. He could go back to our bedroom but it is dark and no one can see him. so it has to be one of those things that I just shake my head at

LoriLee14 · August 2013

I remember one time while we were camping my dad said, "when you are a boy, then the world is your urinal."

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