MIL keeps telling me about her sex life

pastalady · August 2013

Dinner tonight with the inlaws. I learned MIL has a lack of lubrication and her vagina is much changed from chemo. I get it, chemo is awful and stuff changes. But she has always over shared. Many a story has started with " sweetie I was on top of your father last night" to my horrified DH. I was told that they manage to find other ways to enjoy each other as penetration isn't so good for her. And if you are wondering I in no way asked about their sex life lol! FIL just looks as horrified as DH when she talks about it. Another fun family dinner lol!

strawny0807 · August 2013

O.M.G. I would die. And I thought seeing my MIL walking around in her bra and underwear was bad (she has done this since the first time I met her)... sorry you had to endure that conversation!

pastalady · August 2013

I know, I cannot unhear it lol! I cannot look FIL in the eye now lol! The worse is when she says my DH must be a caring considerate lover like his Dad. Maybe this is how she is trying to sabotage our sex life lol!

Mrs.Hizzo · August 2013

OMG. And I thought my MIL was the TMI queen. The worst I've gotten from her is "Often times, FIL and I would be having sex when the kids came to our room in the morning" but that's nothing compared to this.

Deblondie1 · August 2013

Oh Emm Gee. I would be appalled yet strangely fascinated. Sort of like a car accident.

Love My Lil Princess 509 · August 2013

:-&

Allycat11 · August 2013

OMG, I don't even know what I would do in that situation.

Court0026 · August 2013

And I thought my MIL didn't have a filter. Yikes! Here is one of my favorite MIL stories. I went into labor on her annivesary. When DH called her at 2 am (she wanted to be there for the birth), she got there really quickly and told my mom this whole story about how fast she got dressed because she was already naked because it was her annivesary. My mom about died.

joyfullyfound · August 2013

*shudder*

MIL informed me the other day that FIL adores her itty bitty titties and actually expressed displeasure when they got bigger while BFing. I in no way asked for that information.

cactus5 · August 2013

Oh my!

Socialworkgirl · August 2013

I am even more shocked she said all this in front of your FIL and DH. I can't imagine my MIL saying this stuff to me, but in front of DH and FIL, I would die!

jensriot · August 2013

And this is why I'm glad my MIL and I don't speak the same language.

I'm so so sorry.

rach10782 · August 2013

That's awful. I am not a prude but I cannot handle a family member discussing their sex life. When my sister told me she lost her virginity I nearly fainted.

meglew · August 2013

Wow. I think I would pour myself an extra tall drink if the IL's ever started sharing information like that at dinner!

MesmrEwe · August 2013

] Some things you just don't need/want to know for your life to be complete, the IL's sex life being one of them..

MIL spilled hers while at FIL's funeral... It was one of those mortifying while strangely interesting moments (I kicked into therapist mode and just listened) because at that time she got a "free pass" because of the emotion of it all and how much she was going to miss him. (it was when we were in the back of church and they were preparing the casket for the mass and she knew she wasn't ever going to see/hold/be with him ever again in this world).. The interesting part was when she started giving advice and I just :-O because well, some things you just don't tell your MIL about how their son is on intimate matters!!!

karen_loy · August 2013

LOL I'm so sorry for you, that's so over the top awkard that I can't even imagine!

kaydee77 · August 2013

Wow, I think I would die if my MIL talked like that to me!! Never ever ever has the topic of sex even come up with her, and I'm pretty sure it never will!

pitterpatter129 · August 2013

Oh my. That's just too much. I don't think I could visit again! And at the dinner table ? Just, no.

notkateanymore · August 2013

I would have to divorce DH.

peacelove&mama · August 2013

Make up some completely off the wall, kinky story about you and DH... And share it over dinner. Bonus points if you somehow involve the food you're eating IN the story