Hi guys!
Since everyone is coming out of the woodwork, I figured I would too.
I've been lurking since November 2011 (since I found out I was preggly with my one and only daughter). I have posted occasionally, but like the others, had a hard time keeping up! I love this board, and it's so great to read experiences from all different types of moms out there.
Also, I love the great sense of humor all you laides have

I have repeatedly asked "is this real lyfe?" amongst my coworkers at particularly confusing moments, and I have taken quite a liking to
@hijoi's famous "F you in the butt" phrase.
So anyway, hello to you all, and I will do my best to keep posting!
-edited for mobile typos
Re: Another creepy lurker intro
Welcome!
Definitely welcome! I think AMAs are good for all those coming out of the woodwork. Maybe on separate days though? I would get confused otherwise... :-/
ETA: Crappy wording on my part...
Even a minor event in the life of a child is an event of that child's world and thus a world event.
Welcome! I feel like you used the secret handshake with "laides" :P
You'll fit right in just fine!