You made my morning when you made Daddy bring you out to my car this morning right before I left claiming I didn't give you a hug and you needed one before I left. You are adorable, but no more lying, mmk?
Love, Mommy
Dear cousin,
Don't be all butt hurt just because I'm not attending your wedding. You don't want invite my kids, and I totally understand. You now need to put your big girl panties on and understand that we have no other options and therefore will not be attending. Everyone we could have left them with will be at your wedding and no, we can't fly with them and hire some random sitter. Don't get me wrong, I would soooooo rather come to your wedding sans kids, but we have no one to watch them! Bad mouthing me to Grandma also didn't get you very far did it? Glad she stuck up for me and put you back in your place.
Wow. I can't believe you're 7 months old today!! Hard to believe. TIme is really flying. Also, while I think it's amazing that you're crawling already, I'm so not thrilled about having a mobile baby! eek!!
Dear work, You are totally boring me, daily. I'd actually love to be home with my kids right now than to sit and stare at boring reports. Plus, what you're paying me and what you are paying NEW college grad hires is absurd. I'm pissed. I deserve more or better yet a new JOB!!! Who's hiring?? ~one bored employee...
Thanks for taking 5 minutes out of your schedule at night to interact with DS. I am glad that he is too young to understand the horrible example you set in how you treat his mom. He loves you but I contemplate ways to leave on a daily basis.
Sincerely,
Don't want to share weekends
Dear SO's family,
Please buy same stupid pants for his nephew. I'm so sick of seeing my FB newsfeed blown up with picture after picture of him in nothing but a disposable and a shirt, or a disposable and sandals on. It's WT!
Thank you for your vote of confidence and for putting me up for the promotion. It's a big one, and I know you've done what you can and that it's now out of your hands. I've worked hard, and it's nice to know that you see it.
Dedicated employee.
Dear Overseas Coworker -
You begged me to set up that meeting yesterday around your schedule. So I did, and it inconvenienced everyone else. And then, after accepting the meeting and all of the updates, you DIDN'T EVEN DIAL IN. This is a trend with you. And this is a highly visible project. So if it's wrong for your region, guess what? I don't want to hear it. I can't guess what the marketplace is like there. It's your job to participate and inform the outcome. If you can't be bothered, you're going to wind up with my best guess, and a subpar product. Buck up, okie dokey?
We met to discuss my maternity leave back in May. Now that I'm less than a month from my due date, maybe you should figure out who is actually covering my work! We are all under the impression that it will be divvied up among my coworkers, but I'd love to actually get the breakdown of who is covering what (and so would they!).
Signed, Don't make jokes about me going into labor at any moment if you're not ready for me to be gone and totally unavailable
I know you miss daddy, but it hurts my feelings when you say that you don't like me anymore. We'll see him on Friday. Until then, let's try to get through this together.
Love,
Mommy
Dear DH,
I didn't sign up to be a single mom, so I really hope our situation gets better ASAP. We need to sell the house, and I need to get a new job so we can, once again, live under the same roof. Working full time, and taking care of two toddlers on my own is not fun. I miss you.
Re: Open Letter Wednesday
Dear DS1,
You made my morning when you made Daddy bring you out to my car this morning right before I left claiming I didn't give you a hug and you needed one before I left. You are adorable, but no more lying, mmk?
Love, Mommy
Dear cousin,
Don't be all butt hurt just because I'm not attending your wedding. You don't want invite my kids, and I totally understand. You now need to put your big girl panties on and understand that we have no other options and therefore will not be attending. Everyone we could have left them with will be at your wedding and no, we can't fly with them and hire some random sitter. Don't get me wrong, I would soooooo rather come to your wedding sans kids, but we have no one to watch them! Bad mouthing me to Grandma also didn't get you very far did it? Glad she stuck up for me and put you back in your place.
Get over yourself bridezilla.
Much love, hater of family drama
It's only Wednesday? Come on!!!!
-anxious
Dear girls-
Thanks for being cooperative this morning and helping things go smoothly. Lets have a repeat this evening.
Thankful Momma
One more....
Dear DS2,
Wow. I can't believe you're 7 months old today!! Hard to believe. TIme is really flying. Also, while I think it's amazing that you're crawling already, I'm so not thrilled about having a mobile baby! eek!!
Love, Mama
~one bored employee...
Dear SO,
Thanks for taking 5 minutes out of your schedule at night to interact with DS. I am glad that he is too young to understand the horrible example you set in how you treat his mom. He loves you but I contemplate ways to leave on a daily basis.
Sincerely,
Don't want to share weekends
Dear SO's family,
Please buy same stupid pants for his nephew. I'm so sick of seeing my FB newsfeed blown up with picture after picture of him in nothing but a disposable and a shirt, or a disposable and sandals on. It's WT!
Sincerely,
Needs to take a chill pill
Thank you for your vote of confidence and for putting me up for the promotion. It's a big one, and I know you've done what you can and that it's now out of your hands. I've worked hard, and it's nice to know that you see it.
Dedicated employee.
Dear Overseas Coworker -
You begged me to set up that meeting yesterday around your schedule. So I did, and it inconvenienced everyone else. And then, after accepting the meeting and all of the updates, you DIDN'T EVEN DIAL IN. This is a trend with you. And this is a highly visible project. So if it's wrong for your region, guess what? I don't want to hear it. I can't guess what the marketplace is like there. It's your job to participate and inform the outcome. If you can't be bothered, you're going to wind up with my best guess, and a subpar product. Buck up, okie dokey?
Thanks,
Annoyed
We met to discuss my maternity leave back in May. Now that I'm less than a month from my due date, maybe you should figure out who is actually covering my work! We are all under the impression that it will be divvied up among my coworkers, but I'd love to actually get the breakdown of who is covering what (and so would they!).
Signed,
Don't make jokes about me going into labor at any moment if you're not ready for me to be gone and totally unavailable