Peanut butter is the devil

snickersforeveryone · August 2013

Soooooo. My kid figured out how to unscrew the peanut butter lid this morning while i was doing laundry. Peanut butter is now everywhere. It looks like a giant peanut exploded in my house. Couch, TV stand, folded clothes, floor....all casualties of the peanut butter finger paint.

So I took Em to the sink to clean her off, where she promptly used her slimy peanut butter covered self to wriggle out of my arms. I barely caught her arm and kept her from falling hard. Gave up on the sink.

Took her in her room to change clothes and wipe her down. As soon as I got her diaper off, she stood up and started peeing. She thought that was hilarious and started speed walking around the room, peeing, giggling, and sometimes bending over to watch it come out while I alternated between chasing her down and trying to clean up the pee. How is it that my tiny baby girl can pee as much as a full grown horse?

And she'd only been up an hour.

snickersforeveryone · August 2013

I have to admit, it was pretty darn funny watching a naked, peanut butter covered baby streaking around my house laughing maniacally.

KarmB · August 2013

How long were you busy for? Lol. That's incredible! Have fun!

StokedWifey · August 2013

eafogel said:

I have to admit, it was pretty darn funny watching a naked, peanut butter covered baby streaking around my house laughing maniacally.

I'm glad you said this because I'm dying laughing. Please record this is in the "Karma's a B" book for when you're older and she has to care for you. Hope your day improves!

breannie · August 2013

Definitely an interesting way to start your morning!

Tink522 · August 2013

Omg!!!! I'm sorry but I am dying laughing. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time and clean up though.

snickersforeveryone · August 2013

How long were you busy for? Lol. That's incredible! Have fun!

I was only out of sight for MAYBE five minutes! I'm going to kill her father for leaving the peanut butter jar on the couch. Although, in his defense, who would think she could figure out how to open the darn thing????

snickersforeveryone · August 2013

Tink522 said:

Omg!!!! I'm sorry but I am dying laughing. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time and clean up though.

Oh no, it was definitely one of those moments that's so funny that you laugh even though it's horrible. Me laughing is probably why she kept running around doing it!