So, when the weather starts cooling down H and I like to start sleeping with the windows open. This has worked great the last 3 years we have lived in this house. This year, I might get arrested.
Our next door neighbor never brings their dog inside, EVER. He really likes to sit in their garage barking starting around 2 am. Our bedroom is next to their garage. They know he sits in there and barks yet do nothing about it because "he's a dog."
We discovered at 5 am this morning that one of our behind neighbors now has a rooster. A fucking ROOSTER, in the CITY! WTF?!? So now, even if we take our chances with the dog not barking, the fucking rooster will wake us up 2 hours before any alarm or our DD wakes us. Oh and our other bedroom window faces the backyard, of course.
If this continues after Fetus is here, and they wake him/ her, I will make my anger known. I will be the crazy lady in a bathrobe, wild hair, and leaky boobs ringing a mofo's doorbell. I really, really hate my neighbors.
/vent
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Re: Vent: My neighbors are aholes
C 7.16.2008 | L 11.12.2010 | A 3.18.2013
Sorry about the dog
We had a hand held one that we used at our old house- the good neighbor moved and someone with three yappers moved in, they barked anytime we were in our backyard. It would work- we only hand the hand held version- but at the time there was one that you could leave outside and set the sensitivity level at the time we bought ours.
Other than to say, the rooster will crow at sunrise every day. And you will learn to sleep through it.
Signed, the happy owner of about 2 dozen chickens and a rooster