Why do people think it's ok to touch your kid? I don't just go up to some random baby and start poking it, FFS. Story:
We're at the check out at Trader Joes and Ollie is in the cart while the cashier guy is unloading/scanning the food. Ollie just stares at him (probably wondering why this guy has hair longer than mom). Then the cashier guys starts making silly faces at O. All is good-he's laughing and smiling. Then the guy starts to poke him in the stomach. I'm like...wtf are you doing? Before I can say anything Ollie gives this guy a look like "Who the fuck are you and why are you touching me?" then busts out his angry cry. It was awesome.
Strangers everywhere: KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!!!!!
Re: Keep Your hands to yourself!!!!!