August 2012 Moms

Things people have survived

Let's start a community list of things people have survived, so we know what we DON'T have to protect our kids from.

I'll begin.

*Shooting bottle rockets at one another on the Fourth of July
*Being around Grizzly Bears
*Drinking 3 month old milk

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Re: Things people have survived

  • *Taking Meth
    *Reading Ayn Rand 
    *Going hiking alone, getting boulder crushed, cutting off your own arm with a pocket knife, and then having James Franco play you in a movie

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  • * Stepping on earrings
    * Falling down stairs
    * Eating food from Sonic
  • Swimming in the river behind my park by myself at the age of 7. How stupid is that!?! And I grew up in steel country meaning it was probably polluted.
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  • Being hit by a car
    Mass murder
    Plane crashes
  • *Eating cat poop
    *Prison tattoos
    *Drinking the water in Mexico

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  • Listening to a Justin Beiber song.
    Rolling off the changing table
    Eating ants

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  • * clam baking kids in the backseat on roadtrips
    * burning parking lot debris
    * feral cat scratches
    * radios in the bathtub
    * laying on train tracks
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  • Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
  • You see, miss @Sharona1700 , earlier today we were all treated to the flawless logic that you can basically ignore any new safety standards put in place for kids, because WE all survived our upbringings. The conclusion being, of course, that if you can survive it, it's OK to do it. 

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  • OOh I know! 

    My sister was born in 1976 and I was in 1979. According to my mom, the rules about drinking went from, "A glass or TWO a day when you're pregnant is good for the mother," to, "Don't drink at all." We all should have gone out and had a couple every night when we were KU! My sister survived those rules! 
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  • Smoking with the windows up, with your 2 old sitting in the front seat.

    100 degree heat with no AC.

    Playing on the farm equipment with no supervision.
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  • Eating burgers in England during the late 1990s.

     

  • OOh I know! 


    My sister was born in 1976 and I was in 1979. According to my mom, the rules about drinking went from, "A glass or TWO a day when you're pregnant is good for the mother," to, "Don't drink at all." We all should have gone out and had a couple every night when we were KU! My sister survived those rules! 
    Speaking of the 70s, my Mom went 44+ weeks with her pregnancy for me.

     

  • Have you seen that idiotic thing about what it was like being a baby boomer and how they all made it just fine chasing down the pesticide trucks and riding in the back of a pickup on Facebook? It's seriously so stupid. That's the problem with facebook. Anyone can make a meme stupid little list and it will get 700K likes. 
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  • Have you seen that idiotic thing about what it was like being a baby boomer and how they all made it just fine chasing down the pesticide trucks and riding in the back of a pickup on Facebook? It's seriously so stupid. That's the problem with facebook. Anyone can make a meme stupid little list and it will get 700K likes. 
    If a list like this is being made in 20 years, it's going to say things like:

    "I believed everything I read on facebook and I survived."
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  • Not forwarding a chain letter
  • Not forwarding a chain letter

    You're lucky your mom survived that one!

  • Drinking hose water Jumping off cliffs at a reservoir Hitchhiking to Seattle Eating practically raw goat meat in Africa Agreeing to go hang out in the middle of the woods with a guy I just met. At 17. Where were my parents?!?!?!
    I was a latch key kid! 
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  • This post made my day!
  • sammiesjd414sammiesjd414 member
    edited August 2013
    Eating dog biscuits
    Being sent down a hill in an umbrella stroller wearing a motorcycle helmet
    Living in the woods for months at a time (with no shower)
    Going to college as a film major
    Swallowing part of a GI Joe missle
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