August 2011 Moms

Bad word alternatives?

Instead of swearing in front of our kids I use alternative exploitives. I like: FUDGE, fudge muffin, shoot and of course "Shut the front door!"

What about you guys... Have any good ones?
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Re: Bad word alternatives?

  • I usually say "great" in a sarcastic tone, the boys started saying it and its funny to hear it out of their mouths. I've always said "oh shoot". Jack started saying "oh shoot" when he was super tiny, I think 14 months... Anyway, it was hilarious coming from such a small person.
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  • Ship for Shit of course lol
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  • DH yells "mother of pearl!" or "oh coconuts" (thanks jake!) which cracks me up.
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  • My BFF growing up had some hilarious ones that her family came up with. The only one I can think of at the moment is "fartknocker," but she had quite a few.

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  • I use "shlackendaschen" or just "shlack" in lieu of sh!t and f*ck. No idea how I came up with it but hey, it works :) Glad use it, too, because I have been hearing DD1 use it as of late. 
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  • These are hilarious! Max just started saying Oh My God! Whenever anything surprises him.
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