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August 2012 Moms
britvahok
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Worst Date Experiences
britvahok
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This morning on the radio people were calling in and discussing their worst date experiences. I was cracking up, they were all soooo funny. Some where even hard to believe. So what's your worst date experience???
DS1: 8/2012 DS2 8/2017 DS3 10/2018
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Re: Worst Date Experiences
Then he drove me home asking how we were going to make a long-distance relationship work because I was leaving to go back to college. It was our first effing date. I never talked to him again.
A girl I knew in high school (pretty and nice so no reason to be a jerk) had a guy excuse himself to the bathroom at the movies and he just left her there. The theater was not within walking distance of anywhere and, I'm old so no cell phones either.
1. Some guy I had always been acquaintances with. We talked all day, every day for about 4 days, then he wanted me to go to dinner with him. We went, it seemed like a date, he talked to me like we were on a date, then he asked for a separate check. Whatever, weird, so I paid it. Then, at the end of the night, he learned forward to hug me and it was all awkward "what is happening?!" leaning separate ways. Two days later, he started to text me about this girl he met and how he really thought he was in love with her. I'm sorry, wut? Lol. I mean, obviously we weren't going anywhere...but why would I care?
2. A guy a year younger than me. He was cute, we were friends for awhile, then he wanted to go to the movies. On our way there, he pulled over in a park parking lot, while some baseball teams were playing, grabbed my face (I mean, grabbed, both hands) and started making out with me. I went with it because I was 16 and what the hell, right? It was awkward kissing, full tongue thrusting and what not and then he got on top of me (we were in a three front-seater truck). I thought maybe he was just getting ahead of himself and figured I'd stop him when he reached for whatever he was going for...and then he started shaking. I mean, shaking like he was having a mini-seizure or something. When I asked him what was wrong, he said it was because he "loved me so much that he was really nervous." I thought it was kind of sweet, until he literally shook the entire rest of the 10 minutes we were making out before, THANKFULLY, someone knocked on the window and yelled, "YOU'RE AT A PARK, FFS!" and we drove off. The movie was super awkward and when he dropped me off, I just ran out of the car, said bye, and never replied to any more of his texts. It was even more awkward because the next semester, I was placed to assist the teacher in one of his classes...all semester.
3. I was babysitting and invited the guy I had lost my virginity to to come over. The little girl was sleeping, we started to get to whatever, I reached down to give him a little HJ and he had the most pathetic penis I've ever seen (when I lost my virginity, it lasted two seconds and I hardly felt anything...it was awful). I was completely turned off and told him that the little girl's parents had texted me to say they were on their way home and that he had to leave. I never talked to him again, then my best friend and I saw him in the grocery store about a year later with some girl he had KU and she started laughing...like doubled over in the middle of the aisle.
SCANDAL!
Another guy I dated long distance for a very short time came to town for work. We made out, had dinner, and then back at my apt he asked "Whatcha got planned for the rest of the night?" I'm confused thinking our date wasn't over. It was, he had plans with his stupid frat brothers and left. Dude, not cool! My roomies came home, we all went out and I met my next serious boyfriend (not DH) that very night. In hindsight the new guy was a 3 year mistake so that whole series of events was unfortunate.
@courtneyepillar thanks for reminding me about my worst date. Maybe it was the same guy! Lol
*not being derogatory. He really is one of those flamboyant drama queen types. I still love him even though he gets on my nerves.