Please return my stereo face plate. Seriously, it is worthless to anyone but me. The car is 12 years old and the stereo is 10 years old. Plus, you can't do a thing with it without the stereo, which, of course, is still in my car.
Dear ExMIL-I'm sorry you are dying and in extreme discomfort. I'm sending you a card to know how much I love you. I hope this does not overstep my Ex boundries. Please accept the words graciously. The news is absolutely crushing.
Your DIL
Dear Teeth-
I hate that you have 20 yr old mercury fillings and need a crown. More so, I hate the out of pkt expense. Please be strong for the rest of my life. I'll do my best with the hygiene. Keep up your end with strong enamels.
-patient who returned from the dentist with costly news
Dear date tonight- You're awesome-treat me well, generous and respectful. I'm hoping you get better looking as I see the beauty on the inside.
-shallow LoCarb
FD- :::hair pats::: Your post made me smile. Hope you can find one today too.
LoCarb
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I'm going to the store at lunchtime, please spit out of the machine when I'm there.
Thanks!
LOL - Sorry, my 8-year-old is already convinced that we are winners and has started making plans for what to do with the winnings. He will be getting an X-Box and donating to the animal shelter. DH gets to buy the Porsche he has always wanted and I get a new Honda.
I don't know what the deal is lately with the whining and slight fever today, but I hope it's just teeth. Feel better soon.
Mom
Dear DH,
Stop flipping your shit every time you have to pick DS up when he gets sent home sick from DC. It isn't going to be any different anywhere else. Geez. Stop being such a drama queen.
I'm going to the store at lunchtime, please spit out of the machine when I'm there.
Thanks!
LOL - Sorry, my 8-year-old is already convinced that we are winners and has started making plans for what to do with the winnings. He will be getting an X-Box and donating to the animal shelter. DH gets to buy the Porsche he has always wanted and I get a new Honda.
that made me laugh! here's hoping some nice family wins the prize!
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Your stress is stressing out this whole family. Being a SAH parent has it's good and bad days and I realize DS is a handful (remember, he came out that way) and DD is screwing with her naps. Pick your battles. You are doing a kick ass job and I wish you could turn it down a notch and quit the bickering with DS. Give him some space-- you will be impressed.
We haven't had a date in months and I hope we can do that soon. I know I got PO'd when I heard our friends are going away for the weekend sans kids and have 4 grandparents nicely arguing over who will watch the darlings. We don't have that and we can do just fine based on what our parents taught us before they had to leave us. It sucks that our kids won't know them but we gotta do our best to teach them all they taught us.
I love you so much. We need some "us" time ASAP.
Wife
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You'll have our DD for the entire afternoon, most days of the week, all to yourself. Please spend more time interacting w/ her than you do watching TV. These times are passing quickly and sometimes I feel like you're missing it.
-Your Loving Wife
"No one will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you're the only one who knows what my heart sounds like from the inside."-Unknown
Dear Universe -
Please send someone our way to buy this condo.
Signed,
Bummed the house we love sold while we wait for this place to sell
Dear DS -
Thanks for understanding that mommy had a crappy day and sleeping through the night. I love you and your smiles.
Love,
Mommy in love with her son
Re: Open letter Wednesday
Thanks for teaching me not to complain. Doesn't matter how rough things are, they could always be worse, right?
Fuck you
Please return my stereo face plate. Seriously, it is worthless to anyone but me. The car is 12 years old and the stereo is 10 years old. Plus, you can't do a thing with it without the stereo, which, of course, is still in my car.
From,
Not Enjoying My Silent Commute
Dear Summer vacation- as always you went to damn fast. I am not ready to go back to school in a week.
Love Teacher in denial
A kiss he will never forget- Disney World 2014
Dear Body,
You are only 4 weeks PG. It is too early for you to completely fall apart. Let's try to keep it together, okay?
Signed,
Your exhausted and sore self
Dear DH,
I am sorry you are having a hard time at work. You look so stressed I wish there was something I could do.
Hang in There,
Your loving wife
Your DIL
Dear Teeth-
I hate that you have 20 yr old mercury fillings and need a crown. More so, I hate the out of pkt expense. Please be strong for the rest of my life. I'll do my best with the hygiene. Keep up your end with strong enamels.
-patient who returned from the dentist with costly news
Dear date tonight-
You're awesome-treat me well, generous and respectful. I'm hoping you get better looking as I see the beauty on the inside.
-shallow LoCarb
FD-
:::hair pats::: Your post made me smile. Hope you can find one today too.
LoCarb
Dear Winning Lottery Ticket,
I'm going to the store at lunchtime, please spit out of the machine when I'm there.
Thanks!
Where the hell are you!? I need some help around here.
Really pregnant, really tired, stressed out Dash.
I don't know what the deal is lately with the whining and slight fever today, but I hope it's just teeth. Feel better soon.
Mom
Dear DH,
Stop flipping your shit every time you have to pick DS up when he gets sent home sick from DC. It isn't going to be any different anywhere else. Geez. Stop being such a drama queen.
Your annoyed wife
Dear DH,
Your stress is stressing out this whole family. Being a SAH parent has it's good and bad days and I realize DS is a handful (remember, he came out that way) and DD is screwing with her naps. Pick your battles. You are doing a kick ass job and I wish you could turn it down a notch and quit the bickering with DS. Give him some space-- you will be impressed.
We haven't had a date in months and I hope we can do that soon. I know I got PO'd when I heard our friends are going away for the weekend sans kids and have 4 grandparents nicely arguing over who will watch the darlings. We don't have that and we can do just fine based on what our parents taught us before they had to leave us. It sucks that our kids won't know them but we gotta do our best to teach them all they taught us.
I love you so much. We need some "us" time ASAP.
Wife
Dear Maternity Leave,
Why did you pass by so quickly?
-Mom w/ 1 week left
Dear DH,
You'll have our DD for the entire afternoon, most days of the week, all to yourself. Please spend more time interacting w/ her than you do watching TV. These times are passing quickly and sometimes I feel like you're missing it.
-Your Loving Wife
"No one will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you're the only one who knows what my heart sounds like from the inside." -Unknown