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Coffee potty!!!

Schuh1985Schuh1985 member
in October 2013 Moms
My sister is going to give birth any day and people keep telling her to try a coffee potty! Is this for real??? Would anyone try it?
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Re: Coffee potty!!!

  • HFrizzleHFrizzle member
    What the hell is that? Never even heard of it. Details please

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  • MegN423MegN423 member
    I am very curious to know too...
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  • Schuh1985Schuh1985 member
    I googled it and it says to sit on a bowl of hot coffee over the toilet and the caffeine and steam are suppose to thin the cervix and will start labor ! Sounds wierd it would make your lady parts smell good though!!! Lol!
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  • MegN423MegN423 member
    This is crazy. How is the steam supposed to get up by my cervix? 
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  • MangoMama82MangoMama82 member
    Caffeine via steam?? I call bullshit. Why doesn't she try having sex? I hear that works
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  • Schuh1985Schuh1985 member
    I have know clue sounds dumb to me but my sister's friend swears by it she said she did it and with in a few hours she was in labor and had her baby!
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  • Schuh1985Schuh1985 member
    Long story short baby daddy is an ass and she is no longer with him so sex isn't a thing she can do at the moment!
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  • MegN423MegN423 member
    I'd much rather just drink a cup. 
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  • Fishfam4Fishfam4 member
    These things always make me laugh. First of all who tried this in the first place and decided to tell pregnant women that it helps? Second, the baby will come when it's ready and people always attribute whatever thy were doing a few hours before labor to putting them in labor.
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  • Schuh1985Schuh1985 member
    I agree:)
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  • emmylou78emmylou78 member
    Sounds like it would earn her a trip to the ER at least.....
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  • emmylou78emmylou78 member
    awwwpuddin said:
    Heather6789 said:
    Sounds like it would earn her a trip to the ER at least.....
    yeah, what if you get a steam burn on your labia??

    She'd start jumping up and down, maybe throwing her into labor?
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  • allisonty11allisonty11 member
    awwwpuddin said:


    Schuh1985 said:

    Long story short baby daddy is an ass and she is no longer with him so sex isn't a thing she can do at the moment!

    couldn't she just flick the ol' bean or something instead?


    But isn't it the semen that is supposed to help start labor?

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  • lovelittlebeanlovelittlebean member
    What a waste of delicious coffee!
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  • HFrizzleHFrizzle member
    If I used espresso, do you think it would speed the process up??? Maybe the kid would just fall out.

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    DD#2~Daphney Mae 04/17/03 7lb 13oz 21"
    DD#3~Grace Deonea 05/20/10 8lb 2oz 21"
        DS#1~Brody Maxwell born 10/16/13 8lb 10oz 21"

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  • emmylou78emmylou78 member
    HFrizzle said:
    If I used espresso, do you think it would speed the process up??? Maybe the kid would just fall out.

    Maybe he'd dance his way on out...
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  • HFrizzleHFrizzle member
    Heather6789 said:


    HFrizzle said:

    If I used espresso, do you think it would speed the process up??? Maybe the kid would just fall out.




    Maybe he'd dance his way on out...

    Yes! He could just river dance his way out.

    DD#1~Emma Dawn 12/19/00 7lb 10 oz 21"
    DD#2~Daphney Mae 04/17/03 7lb 13oz 21"
    DD#3~Grace Deonea 05/20/10 8lb 2oz 21"
        DS#1~Brody Maxwell born 10/16/13 8lb 10oz 21"

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  • CousinVickiCousinVicki member
    i'd only use a french press

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  • HFrizzleHFrizzle member
    anamouse said:
    awwwpuddin said:
    Schuh1985 said:
    Long story short baby daddy is an ass and she is no longer with him so sex isn't a thing she can do at the moment!
    couldn't she just flick the ol' bean or something instead?
    But isn't it the semen that is supposed to help start labor?
    Oh I don't know. I thought it was muscle contractions from orgasm.
    supposedly the seamen softens the cervix

    Yes, the prostaglandins help to soften the cervix....when its ready.

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    DD#2~Daphney Mae 04/17/03 7lb 13oz 21"
    DD#3~Grace Deonea 05/20/10 8lb 2oz 21"
        DS#1~Brody Maxwell born 10/16/13 8lb 10oz 21"

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  • Patricehall78Patricehall78 member
    Don't be puttin any hot items by your lady bits as I would imagine you might need a trip to the ER and not for labor! Who comes up with this stuff? Probably the same person who invented the placenta teddy bear (eyes are burned! Why did I google it?)
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  • msronziomsronzio member
    Patricehall78 said:
    Don't be puttin any hot items by your lady bits as I would imagine you might need a trip to the ER and not for labor! Who comes up with this stuff? Probably the same person who invented the placenta teddy bear (eyes are burned! Why did I google it?)
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