Twatwaffle Tuesday

WhtRssnGrl · August 2013

Who is a twatwaffle in your world today?

Manda-Kay · August 2013

BCP - for making me look like a fcking teenager! I have more pimples on my face right now than I've had in the past 2 years combined. Ahhh!!!!!

SpruceGrouse · August 2013

The midges that bit all over my hand last night.

mrs mosby · August 2013

My children. They both slept like crap last night and therefore I got little sleep. I was hoping they would sleep in this morning. Nope, they are both up earlier than usual. It's going to be a long day.

piphigirl · August 2013

My left shoulder, which keeps getting worse. I finally got an x-ray and was told it's a separated shoulder that is worse than I thought. Stupid shoulder.

rp-chicago-mom · August 2013

The fucking man cold. H's job. Basically, the man I married is all covered in twats and waffles.

TechieGirl1 · August 2013

My body, I feel like crap. I've had major congestion, headaches, cough, body aches, and possibly a fever. This lovely thing has also kicked in my asthma as well (fun). I'm at the walk-in now. Ugh. I also got the pleasure of having this thing on a 900 mile 22hour trip back home from dh's parents house. Twat.

Rhomonk · August 2013

People in my company that love to hit the Reply All button.

Yesterday, someone put a huge distribution list in their email by mistake. This resulted in over 100 responses...about half replying to all saying to take them off the distribution list and the other half replying to all to stop REPLYING TO ALL.

:-w

jessalynn521 · August 2013

DH's work. Last night after he got home (late because he had to stay an extra half hour) at 12:30 got a call at 1:00 that he needed to come back in to run something, because no one else could effing do it. It is a 20 minute drive there and back, so 40 minutes of driving that he wasn't paid for to go back and do something for someone because the guy that called effed up the machine as it turns out. My husband didn't get back until almost 3 am. Seriously??? Calling back in an hourly worker after they just got home from a 9.5 hour shift?

Rabitt313 · August 2013

A co-worker. Last week at a group lunch he greeted me with "Hey trouble, always getting the front parking space." I chuckled although I thought it was odd. And explained that I work longer hours so I can get a day off during the week. So basically I'm here at 7 every morning when most people are here at 8. He asked what time I'm actually getting here I said around a quarter to 7. Since that day he has been here before me (even though he doesn't start till 8) to get the parking space.

So pathetic.

piphigirl · August 2013

Rabitt313 said:

A co-worker. Last week at a group lunch he greeted me with "Hey trouble, always getting the front parking space." I chuckled although I thought it was odd. And explained that I work longer hours so I can get a day off during the week. So basically I'm here at 7 every morning when most people are here at 8. He asked what time I'm actually getting here I said around a quarter to 7. Since that day he has been here before me (even though he doesn't start till 8) to get the parking space.
So pathetic.

What the heck. Does he have no life?

PurrCrasher · August 2013

Baker_Bride said:

The fucking man cold. H's job. Basically, the man I married is all covered in twats and waffles.

The imagery that came with this statement almost made coffee come out my nose. I hope this nonsense clears up soon.

PurrCrasher · August 2013

Rabitt313 said:

A co-worker. Last week at a group lunch he greeted me with "Hey trouble, always getting the front parking space." I chuckled although I thought it was odd. And explained that I work longer hours so I can get a day off during the week. So basically I'm here at 7 every morning when most people are here at 8. He asked what time I'm actually getting here I said around a quarter to 7. Since that day he has been here before me (even though he doesn't start till 8) to get the parking space.
So pathetic.

So in order to avoid walking what I can only assume is an extra 10 or so steps this guys shows up to work over an hour early?! Wow. Just wow.

JAO2011 · August 2013

I nominate myself for waking up at 4AM for no reason. Then I couldn't shut my brain off and never went back to sleep! Grrr. It's going to be a long day!!

NeneCakies · August 2013

DH! Who in a hunger induced bitchfest complained that I let the baby cry too long. We do not do CIO. She is happy 90% of the time!! Yet hearing her cry for two nano-seconds sends him into a teeth grinding tizzy. This is NOT my problem. He must have me confused with some Ninja Wonder Woman who can shut a kid up faster than anything considered fast because I think getting her soothed within a minute is pretty damn good. And if she keeps crying, so what, she's allowed to have emotions. And btw, she's a baby! Cutting a molar!! I contend Man Hunger is worse than the Man Cold.

AF! I didn't need to see you yet. Go away. DH is just going to think I'm mad because of you, not his twat wafflery.

twoitalians · August 2013

Molars. Definitely the molars. @-)

Tula214 · August 2013

My mom for using thr last of the oil, jot saying anything, and ruining my whole plan for the morning.

My chef for telling me I need to "just tough it out," when I asked when I can go back to working only 5 days a week. It's cool. I don't need to see my kid.

My SO for sitting, and playing God of War instead of spending time with me last night. At least I got a decent amount of sleep.

Cheerilee · August 2013

My pantry and fridge for not having what I need for dinner so now I have to run to the store for little crap!

The providers for my clients for NEVER CALLING ME BACK! I have a report due on the 15th and one girl hasn't returned any of my calls or emails since June. June. If I were my boss, I'd fire her.

My Keurig. It won't brew my coffee strong enough.

rp-chicago-mom · August 2013

nobadwriting said:

My coworker who happens to be the boss' sister. She is a mega biatch who doesn't know how to use technology. She gets angry at us because she doesn't know what she is doing.

People in my office building chain smoking cigarettes out front at 7:45 am. There should be some sort of rule like no smoking until after 10:00.

How about the jerkoff I saw smoking while following his kid around the playground yesterday?

Tula214 · August 2013

Cutting the quote trees.

Or the people making their kids sit in the smoking area at disney while they chain smoke.

The person who put a smoking area on my only acceptable walkway into my job. I just love walking through smoke clouds! Not!

Rabitt313 · August 2013

piphigirl said:

Rabitt313 said:

A co-worker. Last week at a group lunch he greeted me with "Hey trouble, always getting the front parking space." I chuckled although I thought it was odd. And explained that I work longer hours so I can get a day off during the week. So basically I'm here at 7 every morning when most people are here at 8. He asked what time I'm actually getting here I said around a quarter to 7. Since that day he has been here before me (even though he doesn't start till 8) to get the parking space.
So pathetic.

What the heck. Does he have no life?

Apparently not. I should have told him I got here at 5am!

CRey13 · August 2013

My downstairs neighbors for chain smoking on their patio, smoking weed, and hammering things starting at 3am! Wtf!

And apartment management for telling us it was our problem and that we could break our lease but we would be responsible for all the rent from now until may. Twats!

rp-chicago-mom · August 2013

CRey13 said:
My downstairs neighbors for chain smoking on their patio, smoking weed, and hammering things starting at 3am! Wtf!

And apartment management for telling us it was our problem and that we could break our lease but we would be responsible for all the rent from now until may. Twats!

except smoking weed is illegal and landlords are legally bound to have law upholding tennants.

twoitalians · August 2013

Baker_Bride said:

CRey13 said:
My downstairs neighbors for chain smoking on their patio, smoking weed, and hammering things starting at 3am! Wtf!

And apartment management for telling us it was our problem and that we could break our lease but we would be responsible for all the rent from now until may. Twats!
except smoking weed is illegal and landlords are legally bound to have law upholding tennants.

Doesn't she live in CA? Isn't weed legal in areas there?

Tula214 · August 2013

nobadwriting said:
@tula214 I can't believe they even have a smoking section at Disney!

My resort has one smoking area outside. No smoking indoors at all.

CLeigh03 · August 2013

COMCAST!!!!!!!!!!!! I've pretty much had horrible internet now for 2 months. It's affecting my bump time, my blog - everything! My poor husband was running a call with the state of Montana and it just dropped out...I've been on the phone with them for 2 hours this morning and I can't understand any of them and I keep getting disconnected.....ahhhhhhhhh......!

Ok, that felt good to vent.

britvahok · August 2013

COMCAST!!!!!!!!!!!! I've pretty much had horrible internet now for 2 months. It's affecting my bump time, my blog - everything! My poor husband was running a call with the state of Montana and it just dropped out...I've been on the phone with them for 2 hours this morning and I can't understand any of them and I keep getting disconnected.....ahhhhhhhhh......!

Ok, that felt good to vent.

I hate COMCAST!!! I had soo many issues with them. As soon as we moved we got Verizon Fios, soo much better!

MoFree · August 2013

My health insurance company for not only not covering IVF but the moron customer service agent who suggested that if I only relaxed I would conceive. I told her that not only was that ignorant BS but inappropriate to suggest. I then asked her if she suggests to someone with DM2 that their blood sugar would go down if they only relaxed. F her.

CRey13 · August 2013

twoitalians said:

Baker_Bride said:

CRey13 said:
My downstairs neighbors for chain smoking on their patio, smoking weed, and hammering things starting at 3am! Wtf!

And apartment management for telling us it was our problem and that we could break our lease but we would be responsible for all the rent from now until may. Twats!
except smoking weed is illegal and landlords are legally bound to have law upholding tennants.
Doesn't she live in CA? Isn't weed legal in areas there?

Baker is right. It is illegal where I am. We pointed that out to management and they said they could not prove it was those tenants. Our word versus theirs. Because the smell in their place doesn't prove it for us. :-?

CRey13 · August 2013

MoFree said:
My health insurance company for not only not covering IVF but the moron customer service agent who suggested that if I only relaxed I would conceive. I told her that not only was that ignorant BS but inappropriate to suggest. I then asked her if she suggests to someone with DM2 that their blood sugar would go down if they only relaxed. F her.

That is ridiculous! What a twat!

ks3pink · August 2013

My coworkers. Me and anothe girl at school are moving rooms. We went in today and moved and I found out that the other four teachers went in a couple weeks ago and hand picked their classes leaving us with all the junk. I'm really aggravated that we were left out and stuck in with the three new teachers at the bottom of the barrel. Really missing my two friends that have left

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CoUnTryBB1 · August 2013

I nominate the loving person that changed their babies diaper in the parking lot and threw the open blowout beside my car door. Luckily it is cloudy and 80 not sunny and 90 today. Seriously it was ten steps away from the trashcan. I guess I could be a twat too but I wasn't picking it up and throwing away. nasty . . . just nasty

rp-chicago-mom · August 2013

MoFree said:

My health insurance company for not only not covering IVF but the moron customer service agent who suggested that if I only relaxed I would conceive. I told her that not only was that ignorant BS but inappropriate to suggest. I then asked her if she suggests to someone with DM2 that their blood sugar would go down if they only relaxed. F her.

My mom believes that about her blood sugar and she has been warned she would go blind if she didn't do a better job at managing it.

sdlaura · August 2013

nobadwriting said:

Baker_Bride said:

nobadwriting said:

My coworker who happens to be the boss' sister. She is a mega biatch who doesn't know how to use technology. She gets angry at us because she doesn't know what she is doing.

People in my office building chain smoking cigarettes out front at 7:45 am. There should be some sort of rule like no smoking until after 10:00.

How about the jerkoff I saw smoking while following his kid around the playground yesterday?

Ugh or smoking in the car while their child is in the back.

That's illegal in California (which doesn't mean that it doesn't happen, of course, but at least someone can be fined for it).

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