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Light: A Larry Stylinson Fauxfic
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Re: Light: A Larry Stylinson Fauxfic
TTC since June 2009
01/10- Femara
03/10- Femara
07/2010- Clomid with injectables and IUI #1
08/2010- IUI #2
06/2011- IVF #1 BFP!
09/2011- Miscarriage at 10 1/2 weeks
11/2011- FET
01/2012- Start Home Study process
03/2012- Home Study approved and now waiting on our child to find us!
07/2012- matched with a BM who is due in October!
11/10/12- our son is born!
11/13/12- court grants us custody!
12/28/12- finalization! Always ours in our hearts, but.now also ours forever
http://keepingupwiththejoneses-dana.blogspot.com/
TTC since June 2009
01/10- Femara
03/10- Femara
07/2010- Clomid with injectables and IUI #1
08/2010- IUI #2
06/2011- IVF #1 BFP!
09/2011- Miscarriage at 10 1/2 weeks
11/2011- FET
01/2012- Start Home Study process
03/2012- Home Study approved and now waiting on our child to find us!
07/2012- matched with a BM who is due in October!
11/10/12- our son is born!
11/13/12- court grants us custody!
12/28/12- finalization! Always ours in our hearts, but.now also ours forever
http://keepingupwiththejoneses-dana.blogspot.com/
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
4th Grade figurative language excerpts I shall use. Normally I ask the kids to draw what they visualize as hearing the metaphor or simile.... not sure what these pics would turn out like.
Similes/Metaphors:
"my leg had bled like the first-day flow of a menstrual cycle"
"My expression resembled a bunny with a lit firecracker taped to its leg"
" My eyelids fluttered like the delicate little flower "
Hyperbole:
"It’s always the woman’s fault, bro. Always."
Imagery:
"my stomach was suddenly icy with fear "
"his tongue licking flames against the side of my neck"
" trying not to go all Porky Pig on his ass"
"as though you’ve just realized you’ve run over your puppy with a scooter"
"He dipped his head slightly to the side and dug his lips and teeth into my neck like he might devour me whole"
TTC since June 2009
01/10- Femara
03/10- Femara
07/2010- Clomid with injectables and IUI #1
08/2010- IUI #2
06/2011- IVF #1 BFP!
09/2011- Miscarriage at 10 1/2 weeks
11/2011- FET
01/2012- Start Home Study process
03/2012- Home Study approved and now waiting on our child to find us!
07/2012- matched with a BM who is due in October!
11/10/12- our son is born!
11/13/12- court grants us custody!
12/28/12- finalization! Always ours in our hearts, but.now also ours forever
http://keepingupwiththejoneses-dana.blogspot.com/
Semicolons are the must screwed up punctuation mark the colonists ever invented. Pretty sure it was created just to mess with everyone's brains. There is no reason that a period and a comma are put together. They both are meant to pause but one means the end of a thought and the other means a continuation of a thought with a pause. You can't have an end of a thought and a continuation of a thought with double pause time all together. GO HOME SEMI-COLON YOU ARE DRUNK!
TTC since June 2009
01/10- Femara
03/10- Femara
07/2010- Clomid with injectables and IUI #1
08/2010- IUI #2
06/2011- IVF #1 BFP!
09/2011- Miscarriage at 10 1/2 weeks
11/2011- FET
01/2012- Start Home Study process
03/2012- Home Study approved and now waiting on our child to find us!
07/2012- matched with a BM who is due in October!
11/10/12- our son is born!
11/13/12- court grants us custody!
12/28/12- finalization! Always ours in our hearts, but.now also ours forever
http://keepingupwiththejoneses-dana.blogspot.com/
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."