Omg I literally had to stop reading them. I'm doing private nurses aide care for a sleeping lady and don't want to wake her. I had my hand clasped over my mouth trying to contain my laughter!!
Soooo funny! I had to pass my phone off to a co worker to read..... I was starting to burst out too loudly and the patients in the waiting room were looking at me funny. Thanks for the laugh
I had to take a pee break after the one about the applesauce.
Married DH : 7/7/12; 3 fur babies (2 dogs and 1 cat) DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18 FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
Re: In tears laughing
BFP #1 mm/c at 12w1d
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18
FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
Aug.13 May Siggy Challenge: Moms