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I can no longer allow anyone to look at my phone because there is a lot of naughty shit on that bitch.

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  • Like personal pictures? Porn? 1D dirty fanfics? All of the above?

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  • Just a lot of bad shit that I don't want to delete.  

    I'll just lock it down.
  • I get way too happy when I get compliments on my diaper bag and stroller. I might be a bit materialistic.

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

  • Giggity

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  • If XH could see the pictures on my phone, he would die.

    He would be all like "why didn't you ever send shit like that to me."

    And I would be like "because you never asked for it."
  • I get way too happy when I get compliments on my diaper bag and stroller. I might be a bit materialistic.

    I get way too happy when I get compliments on my diaper bag and stroller. I might be a bit materialistic.
     
    Not at all. I'm still the same. I love when people notice my baby stuff.

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  • Also, so I'm on that app called Tinder and I almost want to put some semi-sexual pictures on there (nothing nude of course), but you know, a little bit of cleavage...but that might be too hor-y

    I also want to put my snapchat name, but I feel like I'm just going to get a lot of pics of dicks sent to me.
  • What if they're dicks worth seeing tho?

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • What if they're dicks worth seeing tho?
    Well that's what I'm thinking.

    What if I find my dick soulmate???

    LOL
  • You can't miss out on your dick soulmate

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

  • Cocktease

    The Mob Boss 
    Birth: 10lbs 11oz, 21.5 inches <> 1 mo: 14lbs 7oz, 23.5 inches
    2mo: 18lbs 15oz, 25.5 inches <> 4mo: 26lbs 8oz, 27.5 inches6mo: 29lbs 8oz, 30 inches <> 9mo: 32lbs, 32 inches12 mo: 37lbs, 34.5 inches <> 15 mo: 38lbs 6 oz, 36 inches. 20.5 inch noggin18 mo: 43lbs, 37.75 inches 21 inch head2yr: 47 lbs, 42 inches. 21.5 inch head. Woah.  

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  • I'm happy we can say cock and dick now

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

  • and cunt and pussy.


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  • KaramelSutraKaramelSutra member
    edited July 2013
    And fuck

    The Mob Boss 
    Birth: 10lbs 11oz, 21.5 inches <> 1 mo: 14lbs 7oz, 23.5 inches
    2mo: 18lbs 15oz, 25.5 inches <> 4mo: 26lbs 8oz, 27.5 inches6mo: 29lbs 8oz, 30 inches <> 9mo: 32lbs, 32 inches12 mo: 37lbs, 34.5 inches <> 15 mo: 38lbs 6 oz, 36 inches. 20.5 inch noggin18 mo: 43lbs, 37.75 inches 21 inch head2yr: 47 lbs, 42 inches. 21.5 inch head. Woah.  

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  • OMG.  I will keep that in mind if I have to get my phone fixed.  

  • Dude!! Yes, Wino. Lock that shit down! I took my phone to Verizon yesterday because my music won't play (still doesn't, wtf?) when the dude brought my phone back to me he told me "we all have stuff on our phone we don't want people to see...I'm no different from you" Ummmm...how do YOU know that Verizon guy!? Pics =/= music. Now I'm wondering exactly what he saw.
    Yeah, the Verizon/Spring/AT&T guys can see everything on your phone. It's like bringing your laptop in to get fixed, but much harder to hide files and lock folders.
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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • Also, is Tinder like Grindr for straights?

    ...

    It's by the creators of HotOrNot!!!
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhqjipgCIAAOz7H.jpg
    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • DH has seen many nasty nudes when he worked the cell counter. It's a small town too so he would see them again.
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  • DH has seen many nasty nudes when he worked the cell counter. It's a small town too so he would see them again.
    That's how it was for my buddy who did photo development in high school. For every one you actually wanted to see, there were a dozen you did not. Often men doing things with themselves that should have stayed private.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhqjipgCIAAOz7H.jpg
    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • LuckyDad said:
    DH has seen many nasty nudes when he worked the cell counter. It's a small town too so he would see them again.
    That's how it was for my buddy who did photo development in high school. For every one you actually wanted to see, there were a dozen you did not. Often men doing things with themselves that should have stayed private.

    It's very scary when it is someone you know and they aren't the most attractive.  This is the reason there is nothing incriminating on my phone.
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  • Also, so I'm on that app called Tinder and I almost want to put some semi-sexual pictures on there (nothing nude of course), but you know, a little bit of cleavage...but that might be too hor-y

    I also want to put my snapchat name, but I feel like I'm just going to get a lot of pics of dicks sent to me.
    You can snap me your bewbs any time.  You won't receive any peen in return, though.


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  • Wino, are you sure your XH can't see your photo stream? That would be unfortunate,
     
     

    that'd be super amusing

    The Mob Boss 
    Birth: 10lbs 11oz, 21.5 inches <> 1 mo: 14lbs 7oz, 23.5 inches
    2mo: 18lbs 15oz, 25.5 inches <> 4mo: 26lbs 8oz, 27.5 inches6mo: 29lbs 8oz, 30 inches <> 9mo: 32lbs, 32 inches12 mo: 37lbs, 34.5 inches <> 15 mo: 38lbs 6 oz, 36 inches. 20.5 inch noggin18 mo: 43lbs, 37.75 inches 21 inch head2yr: 47 lbs, 42 inches. 21.5 inch head. Woah.  

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  • Wino, are you sure your XH can't see your photo stream? That would be unfortunate,
     
     

    that'd be super amusing
    Poor XH.  He would be very sad that I never sent him photos like that.
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