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Projectile Poop!

LiylaRaeLiylaRae member
in August 2013 Moms
It's one thing to hear stories about other people's LO having projectile poop but a WHOLE different story when you actually experience it. My only reaction was to just start laughing and then got DB up to clean up the mess lol.

Anyone got any good poop stories tonight?
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  • laceylavalleelaceylavallee
    Nope but we definitely been whizzed on every time we have changed DS diaper.
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  • Kebert618Kebert618 member
    No poop stories yet...but my husband, being completely serious, thought it would be a good idea to put up a backsplash in the nursery for that exact reason!
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  • EmR22EmR22 member
    An old one, but my first DD squirt her poop off the changing table, across the room. It was impressive. Luckily it was two days before the new carpet was coming. Me and DH still laugh about how much pressure it must have taken to do that.
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  • EdkittenEdkitten member
    My husband started laughing yesterday while changing a poop diaper, and then called me for assistance... It had shot all over the changing table. I was pretty funny.
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  • kateisgreatkateisgreat member
    I didn't know this was a thing babies did before my niece was born and she shot poop across her nursery and it hit the wall, it had to have gone 6 feet. BIL cleaned it up, and then immediately heated up some SC style BBQ (the mustard kind that looks exactly like baby poop). 

    My very first night at home with DD, she woke up to eat and I changed her diaper while I was sitting in bed after BFing her. Her butt was facing me and her poop went all the way up my arm, on the sheets, headboard, and wall behind me. DH just sat there in shock until I gently reminded him that I was covered in sh!t and could use a little help with the clean up. 

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