Mom problems

tondraluv · July 2013

1.When I have the sudden urge to pee while nursing & have to take LO to the bathoom with me while he's latched on.

2.When LO farts really loudly in a Target elevator & ppl think it's me (I guess thats's payback for blaming my farts on him):D

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lovelyday39 · July 2013

When I'm in the middle of feeding LO, I sniss myself and I can't go clean up/change until feeding is done. I pray the entire time I don't leave a wet mark on whatever surface I'm sitting on at the time.

Mandmeesh · July 2013

Every shirt I own has milk on the shoulders!

ChicagoBroad26 · July 2013

When someone rings the doorbell right after I get Mila or Ava to sleep. It never fails

fireflyz56 · July 2013

When my DH goes to hug me and kindly informs me I smell like baby drool.

randimarie86 · July 2013

When I think DS is finished sh!tting and as I'm wiping him, he projectile sh!ts out more. Sorry if that's TMI-I'm sure I'm not alone lol! And def the permanent wet shoulder from drool.

kelsea1031 · July 2013

SpringPeeper said:

She poops every morning while nursing. EVERY MORNING. in a fresh diaper. I'm always chanting "please don't link, please don't leak"

Word for word this! Right down to praying it doesn't leak. Every.single.morning.

shadysladyWed98470 · July 2013

Mom problem......trying to have sexy time with DH only to have my boobs leaking.....soo not sexy!

skidderdo · July 2013

Singing the ABCs 312 times in a row so LO doesn't lose it in the back seat while we're stuck in traffic. And waking up with left pornstar boob and having to use the jaws of life to pinch enough nip for LO to latch onto... should have just pumped a few ounces to soften things up, but I was in bed and too lazy to get up

shadysladyWed98470 · July 2013

skidderdo said:

Singing the ABCs 312 times in a row so LO doesn't lose it in the back seat while we're stuck in traffic. And waking up with left pornstar boob and having to use the jaws of life to pinch enough nip for LO to latch onto... should have just pumped a few ounces to soften things up, but I was in bed and too lazy to get up

Lmao at the "pornstar boob" .....so true!

cbaiamonte · July 2013

My dogs bark at noises near/from the front door. Especially when DD goes to sleep. Ever.

elbou · July 2013

1...realizing that supper didn't agree with me just as I open DS's poopy diaper, and having to speed-change him, and then RUN to the bathroom, and still not making it quite fast enough. Good thing those panties were practically worn out anyways.

(and to add insult to injury that meal was the first one out in ages!)

2...having my older two kids decide that they want to play with their brother after he has just fallen asleep...or have a loud argument right beside him...never seems to fail. Thank goodness he's a good sleeper and can fall asleep again pretty easily most of the time!

elbou · July 2013

1...realizing that supper didn't agree with me just as I open DS's poopy diaper, and having to speed-change him, and then RUN to the bathroom, and still not making it quite fast enough. Good thing those panties were practically worn out anyways.

(and to add insult to injury that meal was the first one out in ages!)

2...having my older two kids decide that they want to play with their brother after he has just fallen asleep...or have a loud argument right beside him...never seems to fail. Thank goodness he's a good sleeper and can fall asleep again pretty easily most of the time!

evertz · July 2013

Realizing I not only need a change of clothes for baby in the diaper bag but also for myself... and DH.

Lhyacinth888 · July 2013

tondraluv said:
1.When I have the sudden urge to pee while nursing & have to take LO to the bathoom with me while he's latched on.
2.When LO farts really loudly in a Target elevator & ppl think it's me (I guess thats's payback for blaming my farts on him):D
Tell me your latest

I chase my 2 year old around the house most days with DD latched on. It's amazing all the things we as moms can do with one hand!

keado · July 2013

When my DD1's friends are up in the space of DD2, putting hands on face and in her mouth and I have to constantly tell them not to! I feel like an asshole (and I shouldn't) but it's me who deals with it when she gets sick.