I read your WTF thing about your throat. Out of curiosity is it like a lump you can't swallow right in-between your collar bone at the bottom of your throat? No matter how many times you swallow it won't go down? I that is way too personal sorry but I had the exact same thing and know what it could be.
Re: **Stephcarter**
My DH actually suggested the same thing! He had silent reflux and his esophagus got so irritated and swollen that he would choke sometimes. So scary. He's on prescription Prilosec now. I wasnt sure if this could be the same thing or not. I've never had problems before, except pregnancy heartburn. I have been eating a ton of tomatoes lately though.
I am still in shock that the doc was like, "have a z pack".