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  • Oh, now I'm not going to read it because fuck Benny being an asshole.

    He is NOT an asshole.

    Stupid fan fic writer should've set her story in 2011 instead of 2004.  Idiot. 

     

    I have many feels about this. 

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  • ...sorry to be mildly O/T, but where do you find your fan fic, like website?
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  • lol and ::gag:  at make love. 

    That is the worst name for sex.  Even worse than baby dance. 

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  • I need to write a Benny fanfic. 

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  • Wow, that is totally not how most fanfic ends up.

    Stereotypically, the male character, who may be romantically involved with another character canonically, falls madly in love with the Mary Sue protagonist (who is just the Author in thin disguise) and they live happily ever after.
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  • The only reason that didn't happen, LD, is because there was real life to contend with. 

    The story was set during a breakup b/t Benny and his former girlfriend in 2004.  They got back together and didn't breakup for good until 2011. 

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  • Who has Benny dated? I feel like I should know this. I mean, obviously I am his type, but just curious.
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  • The only reason that didn't happen, LD, is because there was real life to contend with. 

    The story was set during a breakup b/t Benny and his former girlfriend in 2004.  They got back together and didn't breakup for good until 2011. 

    That is an impressive commitment to "realism".
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  • jorkz821 said:
    Who has Benny dated? I feel like I should know this. I mean, obviously I am his type, but just curious.
    He had a girlfriend for over a decade.  Her name is Olivia Poulet (I think that's the correct last name.) and she's an actress, too. 

    If you've seen Sherlock, she plays the banker's secretary in the second episode of season 1. 

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  • The difference between hearing "make love" and hearing "fuck" in Benny's voice is, like, 3 orgasms. 

     

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  • So he's currently single then? And pining after us tb ladies?
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  • This is why Sooks and I spend so much time stalking him.  He's available. 

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  • My fanfic would make Outlander look like Sweet Valley High. 

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  • In my fanfic, he would say fuck. And buy me shit.
    in my fanfic he has to run out and buy me stuff super quick bc he only has time while i'm showering real quick between night fucking and day fucking. and he always picks up coffee on the way back but meets me in the shower. and the magic coffee stays hot.
    I'm pretty sure Sherlock knows how to use a Thermos. They're magical, they keep hot beverages hot!
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  • Only way that fanfic could have been worse would be if fucking Jiggly Puff flew in through the bedroom window and proposed a threesome.
    Which of course would then make "fucking Jiggly Puff" literal.
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  • I guess I'm in the minority but I don't get the benny love:(
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  • I guess I'm in the minority but I don't get the benny love:(

    Stick around. You will.
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  • Also, the author seemed to think Benny comes across all sweet and innocent and never realized there were girls who liked to suck cock. LOL OH, and he says "make love." I was very surprised there was not a twist ending where it turned out he sprouted a vagina out of his ass. Basically, I am annoyed I wasted my lyfe on that shit.
    OMG what a fucking pussy. Was it supposed to be a romancy kind of thing? I want Benny for one purpose only, and a shitton of positions.

    "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch

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