Oh, now I'm not going to read it because fuck Benny being an asshole.
He is NOT an asshole.
Stupid fan fic writer should've set her story in 2011 instead of 2004. Idiot.
I have many feels about this.
Unable to even.
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That is the worst name for sex. Even worse than baby dance.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Stereotypically, the male character, who may be romantically involved with another character canonically, falls madly in love with the Mary Sue protagonist (who is just the Author in thin disguise) and they live happily ever after.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
The only reason that didn't happen, LD, is because there was real life to contend with.
The story was set during a breakup b/t Benny and his former girlfriend in 2004. They got back together and didn't breakup for good until 2011.
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Who has Benny dated? I feel like I should know this. I mean, obviously I am his type, but just curious.
He had a girlfriend for over a decade. Her name is Olivia Poulet (I think that's the correct last name.) and she's an actress, too.
If you've seen Sherlock, she plays the banker's secretary in the second episode of season 1.
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The difference between hearing "make love" and hearing "fuck" in Benny's voice is, like, 3 orgasms.
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This is why Sooks and I spend so much time stalking him. He's available.
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My fanfic would make Outlander look like Sweet Valley High.
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in my fanfic he has to run out and buy me stuff super quick bc he only has time while i'm showering real quick between night fucking and day fucking. and he always picks up coffee on the way back but meets me in the shower. and the magic coffee stays hot.
I'm pretty sure Sherlock knows how to use a Thermos. They're magical, they keep hot beverages hot!
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
Also, the author seemed to think Benny comes across all sweet and innocent and never realized there were girls who liked to suck cock. LOL
OH, and he says "make love." I was very surprised there was not a twist ending where it turned out he sprouted a vagina out of his ass.
Basically, I am annoyed I wasted my lyfe on that shit.
OMG what a fucking pussy. Was it supposed to be a romancy kind of thing? I want Benny for one purpose only, and a shitton of positions.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
Re: Confession
Oh, now I'm not going to read it because fuck Benny being an asshole.
He is NOT an asshole.
Stupid fan fic writer should've set her story in 2011 instead of 2004. Idiot.
I have many feels about this.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
lol and ::gag: at make love.
That is the worst name for sex. Even worse than baby dance.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Stereotypically, the male character, who may be romantically involved with another character canonically, falls madly in love with the Mary Sue protagonist (who is just the Author in thin disguise) and they live happily ever after.
The only reason that didn't happen, LD, is because there was real life to contend with.
The story was set during a breakup b/t Benny and his former girlfriend in 2004. They got back together and didn't breakup for good until 2011.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
If you've seen Sherlock, she plays the banker's secretary in the second episode of season 1.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
The difference between hearing "make love" and hearing "fuck" in Benny's voice is, like, 3 orgasms.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
My fanfic would make Outlander look like Sweet Valley High.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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