WTF boss - You have medical insurance, but you pay cash and then expect me to find ALL the places you and your kids went to the doctor and got RX's filled, get the recipts, file claims... I have told her numerous times that all she needs to do is hand the doctor or pharmacy her medical card. It's not that hard!
WTF Boss! Who comes into work with the shingles, when we have unlimited paid time off? And I am pregnant. Not that it should be all about me, but please woman. We can do without you for a few days... no reason to put the office at risk.
Grab a seat and a drink, cuz my WTF is gonna be long...
WTF DC? Please parent your monster of a 5 year old. Please stop saying that "kids bite" because they don't. DS and DD never went through a biting stage, neither did K. Not all kids bite. Maybe some do, but they grow out of it before the age of 5. Make DD feel safe when she's with you because for some unknown reason she still thinks the world of you. Stop letting her down. You only have 6 visits with DS left before he gives you the bird and never deals with you again, and about 11 left with DD. Try and make them count.
WTF PJ?! You were doing so well with sleeping through the night. I was starting to feel human again and actually had energy to create fun new dinners for our family. Now you've given me the double bird and have decided to wake up every 3 hours again. For the record, 3 am is not playtime. It's not. Sorry to break it to you kid, but Daddy and I are on the verge of making you cry it out. So please be a good sweet baby and sleep.
WTF BM and DH? Neither of you have made K's dentist appt yet for her 3rd root canal? I am not doing it. I am not budging on this. Get your crap together you two and handle this stuff. I'm already taking K to her physical because neither of you can do it. You're both lucky I was able to get DD's appt scheduled 15 min later than K's so I can take them both. BM, you don't get to b!tch at me for not making the dentist appt and then in the same breath b!tch at me for taking K for a "girls" day while DH is working. Either you want me involved or you don't, you don't get it both ways. DH, quit working so damn much and be present. K hasn't complained about spending time with me, but I bet she would be ecstatic if you would take a Friday off and be home with her. Can you both please step up and parent this child? Because I'll tell ya what, she's starting to rely on me and depend on me to be there for support and while it makes me feel good, it also makes me sad that she doesn't feel that way towards the two of you.
Grab a seat and a drink, cuz my WTF is gonna be long...
WTF DC? Please parent your monster of a 5 year old. Please stop saying that "kids bite" because they don't. DS and DD never went through a biting stage, neither did K. Not all kids bite. Maybe some do, but they grow out of it before the age of 5. Make DD feel safe when she's with you because for some unknown reason she still thinks the world of you. Stop letting her down. You only have 6 visits with DS left before he gives you the bird and never deals with you again, and about 11 left with DD. Try and make them count.
WTF PJ?! You were doing so well with sleeping through the night. I was starting to feel human again and actually had energy to create fun new dinners for our family. Now you've given me the double bird and have decided to wake up every 3 hours again. For the record, 3 am is not playtime. It's not. Sorry to break it to you kid, but Daddy and I are on the verge of making you cry it out. So please be a good sweet baby and sleep.
WTF BM and DH? Neither of you have made K's dentist appt yet for her 3rd root canal? I am not doing it. I am not budging on this. Get your crap together you two and handle this stuff. I'm already taking K to her physical because neither of you can do it. You're both lucky I was able to get DD's appt scheduled 15 min later than K's so I can take them both. BM, you don't get to b!tch at me for not making the dentist appt and then in the same breath b!tch at me for taking K for a "girls" day while DH is working. Either you want me involved or you don't, you don't get it both ways. DH, quit working so damn much and be present. K hasn't complained about spending time with me, but I bet she would be ecstatic if you would take a Friday off and be home with her. Can you both please step up and parent this child? Because I'll tell ya what, she's starting to rely on me and depend on me to be there for support and while it makes me feel good, it also makes me sad that she doesn't feel that way towards the two of you.
My SD that is 7 1/2 apparently has NEVER been to the dentist! It seems my H or BM don't seem to give a rats azz, and we have her on our insurance.
WTF hound? Why have you just now decided your 80-lb body belongs on my couches and beds? My furniture is off limits to dogs. NO EXCEPTIONS.
And while we're at it, what is that limp rag trick when I try to pull you off the bed??
Bahahahaha my German Shepard used to do this. He seriously thought he was a lap dog, even though he weighed nearly 100 lbs. And whenever I tried to move him from my lap or furniture he would suddenly "play dead" and he was impossible to move.
WTF hound? Why have you just now decided your 80-lb body belongs on my couches and beds? My furniture is off limits to dogs. NO EXCEPTIONS.
And while we're at it, what is that limp rag trick when I try to pull you off the bed??
Bahahahaha my German Shepard used to do this. He seriously thought he was a lap dog, even though he weighed nearly 100 lbs. And whenever I tried to move him from my lap or furniture he would suddenly "play dead" and he was impossible to move.
OMG, yes! I have to literally get up on the bed with her and push her off while she looks at me all smug.
WTF DH? Why can't you just try to be supportive and care about my Crossfit stuff? When I come home and tell you I PR'd my deadlifts or overhead squats why can't you just pretend to be excited for me? When I come home pump and excited for beating my time/weight on a benchmark workout, why can't you pretend to be pumped too? Why? Why do you just look at me like I've lost my mind and go back to what you were doing when I got home? I sit there and listen to you talk about teeth and new X-ray equipment and I ask questions and pretend to be excited for you, why can't you reciprocate?
WTF DH. SD said she would not see you until you bought her an iPhone. You told her no last December. She has seen you, without you going to her on her terms, twice, when you incented her to do so. Now you bought her an iPhone so she will come over this weekend? I am trying to tell myself "four more years" but seriously, are you going to buy her a house because she emotionally blackmails you?
And it really bothers me that you upgraded my phone at the same time. She is a child, things don't have to be "even". You were supposed to use your upgrade on my phone (because mine went to yours) four months ago!
WTF BM? Will there ever come a day when you can send reply to an email from DH without giving him some kind of sh!t that you have made up in your head? Anytime he is dealing with you he needs to take extra Xanax and he can't sleep well. Cut it the eff out. I am sick of your chaotic emails, your constant baseless accusations of anything you can think of, and STILL you have not committed to paying any portion of SD's college tuition, you just continue to stir up nonsensical crap.
TTC since 3/2010. Me 41, DH-49. After 3 years, 6 IUIs and several IVFs we have finally have our beautiful baby girl, born on 11/7/13.
WTF self motivation! It has gone down the toilet lately. IDK what is going on. I feel sluggish and like I don't care what I eat or working out. I swear I have put on 10lbs this summer. I'm so scared to see the scale number that I shoved it under the sink to forget about it. I'm sorely disappointed in myself especially after all the hard work I've put into myself. UGH. I need to get my ish together!!!!!!!!!
WTF In Laws! Your son, BIL, just got married, which means he is old enough to pay for his own car, his own bills, his own house and get a job. Stop trying to buy his love and pay for everything. He is already an entitled brat which is bad enough at 10 but at 24 it is embarrassing. Cut the cord and let him learn to be a man. P.s. if you could stop treating DH like a red headed step child I would appreciate that as well. WTF Kate and Will! I really thought you would pick something way better than George! He will be the seventh. How about something slightly more interesting?
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WTF DH. Yes, BD just now changed his pickup from tonight to tomorrow night. But that doesn't automatically mean that you have to change your plans for getting a beer with one of your buddies after work. I am perfectly capable of picking up DS and taking him to meet BD by myself. Stop being so melodramatic, if I don't expressly ask you to change your plans then changing them is not necessary. And don't assume and start flying off the handle that BD changing plans "screws" you every time when it doesn't, and then start a fight about it, completely ignoring the fact that I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO CHANGE PLANS.
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WTF body - why are you so sluggish and weight loss resistant?
WTF self - why do you constantly over plan when the kids are here and then expect to be anything less than exhausted.
WTF BM - an ER visit that you did not tell DH about ...we had to find out via the EOB being sent to us 6 weeks AFTER the fact.
WTF Royals - George?? Really?? Prince George. UGH! I thought you were a new era.
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WTF DH. SD said she would not see you until you bought her an iPhone. You told her no last December. She has seen you, without you going to her on her terms, twice, when you incented her to do so. Now you bought her an iPhone so she will come over this weekend? I am trying to tell myself "four more years" but seriously, are you going to buy her a house because she emotionally blackmails you?
And it really bothers me that you upgraded my phone at the same time. She is a child, things don't have to be "even". You were supposed to use your upgrade on my phone (because mine went to yours) four months ago!
Will there ever come a day when you can send reply to an email from DH without giving him some kind of sh!t that you have made up in your head? Anytime he is dealing with you he needs to take extra Xanax and he can't sleep well. Cut it the eff out. I am sick of your chaotic emails, your constant baseless accusations of anything you can think of, and STILL you have not committed to paying any portion of SD's college tuition, you just continue to stir up nonsensical crap.
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WTF Kate and Will! I really thought you would pick something way better than George! He will be the seventh. How about something slightly more interesting?