I've wrapped myself up in a big red bow for you to unwrap.
I should probably stop standing outside of 221B Baker Street, but you really need to know how much I want you to have a happy birthday.
And don't mind the brunette over there with the curly hair. She doesn't care about you nearly as much as I do. ::pushes Sookie into the bushes::


Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Re: Happy Birthday to Benedict Cumberbatch.
Happiest of birthdays, Beautiful Benny!
Do you hear that? That's the sound of my pants on the floor.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.