Eww!

TJ1979 · July 2013

I just let my kid put cat poop in my bare hand so that she didn't put it in her mouth. No part of what just happened is ok. I am traumatized!

What is the grossest thing you have had to do as a parent? Someone make me get the image out of my head!

Ruthie04 · July 2013

Ick!! I never thought poop would be such a huge part of my life. I couldn't have pets there is enough poop cleaning in my house!

I can't even think of one thing! But, a couple of recent events come to mind...DS1 is a notorious penis grabber and last week he grabbed a handful of poop off his penis before I could clean it during a massive blowout diaper change. He then smeared it all over my arm and rolled as I tried to wrestle him back to his back. He was squirming and smearing poop all over me and the table. Somehow, it ended up in both of our hair. It is a toss up between that story or the time DS2 spit up in my mouth. My life is so glamorous.

RoseHQ12 · July 2013

TJ, I think everyone is doing a great job helping you take that image out of your head

Gosh I have so many to choose from......DS peeing directly into my mouth is definately up there! Still have no idea quite how he did that Guess he will have a great aim when it comes to potty training!

mnj05 · July 2013

Nothing too terribly gross. I've had formula down the shirt twice and poop all over my hand once. Yesterday after his nap, I picked H up and he somehow had gotten boogers in his eye so I spent a good five minutes cleaning that up then sucking the crap out of his nose so it didn't happen again.

kmc84 · July 2013

Oh noooo TJ! That's bad!

The worst, so far, was when A spit up at least 2 ounces projectile style as I had my head turned. It went in my ear, all in my hair, and down my back. Blegh!

Saraevh · July 2013

I once had to do the finger sweep about a million times to get the load of DOG SH!T out of my son's mouth. I threw up in my own mouth. It was horrible. I wanted to kill my dog after that as well

TJ1979 · July 2013

Wow you guys. You all really helped. But Sara, I think yours takes the cake! Yikes!

mcgeeva · July 2013

Lol!!

A few weeks ago I was changing ds diaper after all the poop faces have passed thinking he did his business. His diaper completely empty so I decide to go ahead and change anyways but as soon as I did he pees all over the front of me an poops in my hand! 16 month old poo is no longer tiny! If I wasn't at my inlaws I would of let it hit the bed!

mcgeeva · July 2013

Ruthie04:
Ick!! I never thought poop would be such a huge part of my life. I couldn't have pets there is enough poop cleaning in my house!

I can't even think of one thing! But, a couple of recent events come to mind...DS1 is a notorious penis grabber and last week he grabbed a handful of poop off his penis before I could clean it during a massive blowout diaper change. He then smeared it all over my arm and rolled as I tried to wrestle him back to his back. He was squirming and smearing poop all over me and the table. Somehow, it ended up in both of our hair. It is a toss up between that story or the time DS2 spit up in my mouth. My life is so glamorous.

Hahahaha so flipping funny! I can so see this happening! No diaper change is without his hands In his diaper. Such a pain and messy ick

CallMeAl · July 2013

I caught vomit in my bare hands because the other option was my carpet. That was pretty gross. Oh and cleaning up after DD painted her crib with her poo the other day was bad, too. Ugh. Makes me shiver just thinking about it.

mcgeeva · July 2013

Saraevh:
I once had to do the finger sweep about a million times to get the load of DOG SH!T out of my son's mouth. nbsp;I threw up in my own mouth. nbsp;It was horrible. nbsp;I wanted to kill my dog after that as well ; nbsp;

Terrible!

oooCarrieB · July 2013

I don't really have a baby gross story that I can remember other than once my DD ate canned cat food, but I'll share another gross story.

Several years ago I just put down my toothbrush after brushing and realized there were tiny white wormy maggot things crawling all over my hand. Some fly or something must have laid eggs in my toothbrush holder and they got on the handle. I totally freaked out. So disgusting!!!!!

imoverit · July 2013

Yep it just gets better from there. Lol

TJ1979 · July 2013

oooCarrieB:
I don't really have a baby gross story that I can remember other than once my DD ate canned cat food, but I'll share another gross story.

Several years ago I just put down my toothbrush after brushing and realized there were tiny white wormy maggot things crawling all over my hand. Some fly or something must have laid eggs in my toothbrush holder and they got on the handle. I totally freaked out. So disgusting!!!!!

No, no, no, make it stop!

mcgeeva · July 2013

oooCarrieB:
I don't really have a baby gross story that I can remember other than once my DD ate canned cat food, but I'll share another gross story.

Several years ago I just put down my toothbrush after brushing and realized there were tiny white wormy maggot things crawling all over my hand. Some fly or something must have laid eggs in my toothbrush holder and they got on the handle. I totally freaked out. So disgusting!!!!!

That takes the cake! I did just gag.. Vomit!!!

MrsNukem · July 2013

Oh my! All of these stories give me so much to look forward to! So far I've had Sam projectile vomit down inside my shirt but that doesn't compare to some of your stories!

mdiblasi10 · July 2013

Wow! I have a sensitive gag reflex... I am almost puking just reading these. G has spit up on my face and lips, so not technically in my mouth because I closed my mouth quick. He also spit up all into my bra. And of course getting poop on my hands during diaper changes. I still remember the very first time when he was just days old, it was 3am and it went everywhere!

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