I'm pretty sure you need to start a weekly thread titled " Stupid Sh*t My Office Did" because I am not sure how your eyes haven't fallen out of your head from rolling so hard.
I've lived in St. Louis in July and the thought of even owning a space heater, let alone using it, makes me sweat. I need more hard paper copy in my life. Stat.
Re: Crash (work related)
Who doesn't?