August 2012 Moms

IL stories.

Tell me your funniest IL (in-law) story; MIL, FIL, SIL, BIL, whatever.

SO's dad is a great guy, but he's not very affectionate. Apparently, he's never bought FMIL anything for her birthday, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, etc. One year, she woke up on Valentine's Day to nothing, per usual, baked herself a cake, and woke him up by throwing it ON his face...icing and all. LOL.

 

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Re: IL stories.

  • My MIL is so nice, but so oblivious. Traditionally we would gather Christmas Eve at DH's grandma's house with his parents, aunt, uncle and cousins. This event was always horrid; we would just snack no feast, sit in a circle, chit chat, open presents, and watch Wheel of Fortune. One year the aunt made hot ham sandwiches wrapped in tin foil for us, which she marked with a sharpie "P" for provolone and "S" for swiss. MIL was very confused by this and I heard her ask the aunt "What does P taste like"? She said it so earnestly and didn't even catch a whiff of the double meaning. I left the kitchen, drink in hand, and died.
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  • My Grandfather in law lived with us while we lived up north (he was only there during the summer months). One night we found him running around in the dark in his slippers and long nightgown and a lantern and we asked what he was doing, turns out he was chasing a bear (he was 91 at the time).

    Another time we were at the dump and he came back all proud of himself because he threw sand in a bears face and made it sneeze. 

    Same Grandfather, we drove him to Florida for the winter and we stayed with him for a while. One day while walking through the park we saw an alligator, he decided to chase it with the camera to try to get a good picture. 

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  • Last Xmas my BIL SIL were staying with us. We had a party Xmas night and after everyone had been drinking, my SIL tried to fart quietly, but she didn't realize she was sitting on a wood chair. It echoed throughout the kitchen and we all died laughing.

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