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My friend was feet away from Harry

SunnyMeg1SunnyMeg1 member
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She was in NYC and came upon a restaurant where all these young girls were congregated outside and asked why they were there and it was because Harry was eating there.

Meanwhile, I was at a birthday party for a 2-year-old.

She doesn't even appreciate how close she was, y'all. She just kept walking.

She didn't even hang around long enough to sniff him for me.


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Re: My friend was feet away from Harry

  • Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    We're very sorry your friend didn't smell him for you. Louis can attest that Harry smells quite delicious.
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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    OMG How could she keep walking? Was it because she was afraid she'd lose her pants? That's an understandable fear.

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • Kitiara5512Kitiara5512 member
    You can have all the sorries.

    "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch

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