The entire audience should do a flashmob. It can go either way, either they all start thrusting around the WBC just to piss them off or start singing Little Things or The Don't Know About Us around them because CLEARLY there is nothing good about any of their songs.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
Re: Have y'all seen this?
"claim to be the world's #1 band"
Um that's not a claim. It's fact.
Clicky
https://gossipcandy.com/blog/2013/6/27/kansas-city-directioners-westboro-baptist-to-protest-show-them-theyre-not-welcome-in-kc
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."