What's the worse wardrobe malfunction you've ever had?
Me: At a club (back in the dayyyyy), my friend pulled my tube top down in the middle of the dance floor. EVERYONE saw my boobies. It was hilarious.
Also, one time I was going to a show to see some bands, and I was walking up the fire escape and my too tight pants split down the butt and I had to go home and change. I KNEW I was too big for those drawers. Cried the whole way home.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
Re: GTKY: Wardrobe Malfunctions
Eta: removing said shoes was not an option. You don't take your shoes off in Vegas. Ever.
Whooo! Sassy pants indeed! ::does the slow whistle::
I wore some shorty orange shorts to gym class yesterday and this probably happenend.
Also, my trainer probably got a beav flash from me. Stupid aductor.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I live at the ocean. Even with straps, my top comes off. Probably time for a new bathing suit...
"Never try to wavejump in the ocean with a strapless suit on. That is all."
This. Definitely this. Especially if you are with your DH's whole family... Thankfully it was dusk-ish so only DH and his sister noticed. And she's pretty chill so whatever.
With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere. - C.S.Lewis
I seriously saw her eyes dart down and I like, oh my God, nooooooo!
I told s/o I don't care how hot it gets in there, it's pants from now on!
Also - the girl that instructs my Wednesday class wear thongs under her workout pants and you can totally see her booty. I'm too embarrassed to tell her she needs less see-thru pants.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
One time in high school I was wearing a dress and tripped, showing everyone my panties. It wouldn't have been that bad except I had started my period and unbeknownst to me, bled through my panties. S every one not only saw my panties, they saw a giant red blood stain too.
And last summer I was playing frisbee at the beach, reached up, and my bikini top came up with it. It wouldn't have been so bad, except this guy came up a minute later and loudly congratulated DH on my perky rack. I wanted to stab him.
"Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its troubles ... it empties today of its strengths"
-Corrie Ten Boom
BFP April 24, 2018 | EDD December 29, 2018
At my bachelorette party, I was dared to take my bra off in the middle of the dance floor. I was hammered and taking my bra off quickly turned into my breasts popping out of my teeny little dress and me being COMPLETELY unaware until my friend noticed guys pulling their cell phones out.
Good flucking times, man.
The first time a guy saw my boobs was due to a swimsuit mishap when I was hanging out at the ocean with some friends at 14.
Also, when I was 16, I was at the top of the Ponte di Rialto (a famous bridge in Venice). The steps were slick, I'm clumsy, and I was wearing flip-flops with no traction. At the first step down my foot came out from under me, and I went down the rest of the steps on my back, skirt flying up. When I reached the bottom, fine but humiliated, I got even more attention drawn to me by a man rushing over, shouting in broken English, "I AM DOCTOR! YOU ARE OKAY???"
It had to be sometime in high school at an outdoor concert a long way from home. Started my period earlier than anticipated, there were no tampons anywhere in sight, and no place to buy them. Plus, I was wearing boxers instead of underwear, so the pad was offered to me by the only other girl in the group was no help. I think I ended up making a makeshift tampon out of toilet paper, but I had already bled through the shorts I was wearing (plus the boxer shorts), and had it pointed out to me by a male friend... mortified.
I've popped out of a lot of bikini tops, so I've ceased to be embarrassed by it. It usually involves covering up with the hands or turning away from the group to put the girls back into place, both of which have become second nature to me any time I am diving/jumping/waterskiing/surfing, etc.
Once in high school, one of our teachers came in with two different shoes on. Same style of shoe, a ballet-type flat with a bow on it. But one navy and one black. She was so embarrassed, which I thought was funny. It wasn't that noticeable at all.
Baby GIRL born 9/16/201
BFP! EDD 8/1/2019 CP 4w2d