COME ON MAN.

bigbootyjudi · June 2013

because I need to know I'm not the only one on the verge of killing someone tonight.

SO made dinner for himself, while I put G to bed. I sat down to address invitations, then notice he's not getting up to make dinner like he usually does (every time I make something, he says he'd rather make it, so he makes dinner every night, per his own request). I asked him if he only made dinner for himself and he doesn't say anything. I jokingly say, "Where's mine?!" and he, seriously, replies, "You're so spoiled."

OMFGGWUQFGUGQ2! LOL, WUT? As I do your motherfuggin' laundry, after I cleaned this motherfuggin' house all day, then dragged YOUR little brother to the store in the monsoon because you didn't want to, and took care of YOUR son all week. You do the dishes once a week, come home, and sit on your phone while I crawl around on the floor with G, but I'M the one that's spoiled?!!!!!!

This calls for all the CAPS in the world. I'm fuming.

Fuggin' twat. TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT.

thepretzelchick · June 2013

https://www.valleyvet.com/c/farm-ranch-supplies/equipment-supplies/instruments/castrating.html

Amjones52 · June 2013

Ugh, how frustrating!! I hope he realizes it and apologizes. Or goes and gets you ice cream or something!?

smile50208 · June 2013

Yeah, you would have to hold me back - I'd flip out on him.

katiejo1216 · June 2013

Drive yourself to his favorite restaurant. Buy his favorite meal. Drive home and eat it in front of him.

Sorry he was a jerk tonight. I would be so annoyed.

lady_tytah · June 2013

thepretzelchick:
https://www.valleyvet.com/c/farmranchsupplies/equipmentsupplies/instruments/castrating.html

thumbs up

JayandEmm · June 2013

katiejo1216:
Drive yourself to his favorite restaurant. nbsp;Buy his favorite meal. nbsp;Drive home and eat it in front of him. nbsp;Sorry he was a jerk tonight. nbsp;I would be so annoyed.nbsp;

I would totally do this.

H does this crap with lunch on the weekends a lot.

LissaLynn0682 · June 2013

Azzzzz!

melmarie26 · June 2013

Oh he'll no.

See how long it takes Mr. Not Spoiled to realize that he has zero clean underwear.

Or laundry soap.

Stage 4 Twatmuffin

JessiP613 · June 2013

katiejo1216:
Drive yourself to his favorite restaurant. Buy his favorite meal. Drive home and eat it in front of him.
Sorry he was a jerk tonight. I would be so annoyed.

I like this idea! Sorry your SO is being a twat tonight!

jessalynn521 · June 2013

Nut punch would be totally deserved.

rp-chicago-mom · June 2013

Twat twat twat! I am so angry for you! You don't be a couple and make dinner just for yourself unless it's a planned fend night!

rp-chicago-mom · June 2013

melmarie26:
Oh he'll no.

See how long it takes Mr. Not Spoiled to realize that he has zero clean underwear.

Or laundry soap.

Stage 4 Twatmuffin

I'd hide his underwear.

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

I'm good at burying bodies.

Do NOT give him sex or the like. Eff you, SO!

rMe6411 · June 2013

katiejo1216:
Drive yourself to his favorite restaurant. Buy his favorite meal. Drive home and eat it in front of him.
Sorry he was a jerk tonight. I would be so annoyed.

THIS!

thepretzelchick · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
I'm good at burying bodies. Do NOT give him sex or the like. Eff you, SO!

This is why I will love you forever and ever and ever.

SJandVA · June 2013

Baker_Bride:
Twat twat twat! I am so angry for you! You don't be a couple and make dinner just for yourself unless it's a planned fend night!

This!

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

thepretzelchick:
poppyseed1017:
I'm good at burying bodies.

Do NOT give him sex or the like. Eff you, SO!
This is why I will love you forever and ever and ever. 

After you pop out 2.0, have my baby.

thepretzelchick · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
thepretzelchick:
poppyseed1017:
I'm good at burying bodies. Do NOT give him sex or the like. Eff you, SO!
This is why I will love you forever and ever and ever.
After you pop out 2.0, have my baby.

Done. Name the time and place and I'll get KU with Baby Poppychick.

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

thepretzelchick:
poppyseed1017:
thepretzelchick:
poppyseed1017:
I'm good at burying bodies.

Do NOT give him sex or the like. Eff you, SO!
This is why I will love you forever and ever and ever. 

After you pop out 2.0, have my baby.
Done. Name the time and place and I'll get KU with Baby Poppychick.

Poppychick Louis Harry Ryan Gosling.

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

So, what did you say to him?

And, no. Don't do a thing for him this weekend. Got it? Not one thing!

thepretzelchick · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
Poppychick Louis Harry Ryan Gosling.

Cutting the quote tree...

What if we switch Louis and Harry? Poppychick Harry Louis Ryan Gosling. Otherwise it sounds like Ryan Gosling is hairy.

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

thepretzelchick:
poppyseed1017:
Poppychick Louis Harry Ryan Gosling.
Cutting the quote tree...
What if we switch Louis and Harry? Poppychick Harry Louis Ryan Gosling. Otherwise it sounds like Ryan Gosling is hairy. 

I hope our baby is as smart as you are.

thepretzelchick · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
thepretzelchick:
poppyseed1017:
Poppychick Louis Harry Ryan Gosling.
Cutting the quote tree...
What if we switch Louis and Harry? Poppychick Harry Louis Ryan Gosling. Otherwise it sounds like Ryan Gosling is hairy.
I hope our baby is as smart as you are.

With our brains combined, we could have a freaking Tesla on our hands.

bigbootyjudi · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
So, what did you say to him?

And, no. Don't do a thing for him this weekend. Got it? Not one thing!

I said, "If there's one person in this house that isn't spoiled, it's me," and walked away pissed forevvva.

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COME ON MAN.

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