GTKY: Wardrobe Malfunctions

tealowl · June 2013

What's the worse wardrobe malfunction you've ever had?

Me: At a club (back in the dayyyyy), my friend pulled my tube top down in the middle of the dance floor. EVERYONE saw my boobies. It was hilarious.

Also, one time I was going to a show to see some bands, and I was walking up the fire escape and my too tight pants split down the butt and I had to go home and change. I KNEW I was too big for those drawers. Cried the whole way home.

TravelingCouple · June 2013

When I was in 6th grade I got my period so bad that it bled through my WHITE pants. I knew it had happened but when the bell rang I just sat in my chair. I was too mortified to get up. The teacher came over and asked why I wasn't leaving (it was a MALE teacher) and I had to tell him. He wrapped his jacket around me and walked me to the nurse. Thank God I changed schools after that year because that was pretty much traumatizing to a 6th grader.

Pipes134 · June 2013

Once I went down a slide (as an adult) wearing capris, and by the time I got to the bottom of the slide my pants were no longer pants. They were somehow torn to shreds. I have no idea how it happened, and I had to sit on a nearby bench until a friend came that happened to have a (comically way too large) spare pair of pants in his car.

TUSBride22 · June 2013

I was wearing a smokin hot dress in the Vegas airport waiting for DH's flight to come in, but was wearing cheap shoes. The heel snapped off while I was walking, so I had to limp around like an idiot. Not so hot.

Eta: removing said shoes was not an option. You don't take your shoes off in Vegas. Ever.

SassyPants150 · June 2013

I'm pretty sure almost all of my group fitness classes have seen part of my butt crack. Dang squats.

TUSBride22 · June 2013

SassyPants150:
I'm pretty sure almost all of my group fitness classes have seen part of my butt crack. Dang squats.

Whooo! Sassy pants indeed! ::does the slow whistle::

tealowl · June 2013

TUSBride22:
SassyPants150:
I'm pretty sure almost all of my group fitness classes have seen part of my butt crack. Dang squats.
Whooo! Sassy pants indeed! ::does the slow whistle::

I wore some shorty orange shorts to gym class yesterday and this probably happenend.

Also, my trainer probably got a beav flash from me. Stupid aductor.

TUSBride22 · June 2013

Lmfao at "beav flash"...

owlhead · June 2013

jforsythia:
Never try to wavejump in the ocean with a strapless suit on. That is all.

I live at the ocean. Even with straps, my top comes off. Probably time for a new bathing suit...

rtv3 · June 2013

"Never try to wavejump in the ocean with a strapless suit on. That is all."

This. Definitely this. Especially if you are with your DH's whole family... Thankfully it was dusk-ish so only DH and his sister noticed. And she's pretty chill so whatever.

Tamma254 · June 2013

One day when I was working at Walmart, I was trying to get in my friend's truck to go to lunch my pants split from crotch to knee.

tealowl · June 2013

TUSBride22:
Lmfao at "beav flash"...

I seriously saw her eyes dart down and I like, oh my God, nooooooo!

I told s/o I don't care how hot it gets in there, it's pants from now on!

Also - the girl that instructs my Wednesday class wear thongs under her workout pants and you can totally see her booty. I'm too embarrassed to tell her she needs less see-thru pants.

mrs_tacos · June 2013

One time in high school I was wearing a dress and tripped, showing everyone my panties. It wouldn't have been that bad except I had started my period and unbeknownst to me, bled through my panties. S every one not only saw my panties, they saw a giant red blood stain too.

And last summer I was playing frisbee at the beach, reached up, and my bikini top came up with it. It wouldn't have been so bad, except this guy came up a minute later and loudly congratulated DH on my perky rack. I wanted to stab him.

thatmissamanda · June 2013

One day I was wearing a dress and while waiting to cross the street a bus comes by and WOOSH up it goes! NOT the best time for a flash either as I had my period panties on. The lady next to me looked over and said "I hate when that happens". Mortified!!!

DLpanda08 · June 2013

I was at Disney World on vacation with DH (back when he was just my boyfriend) and some friends. We were goofing off playing chicken at the pool and my boob fell out of my bikini top. I flashed everyone at the pool and our friends still tease me about it.

jjgrl55 · June 2013

At my bachelorette party, I was dared to take my bra off in the middle of the dance floor. I was hammered and taking my bra off quickly turned into my breasts popping out of my teeny little dress and me being COMPLETELY unaware until my friend noticed guys pulling their cell phones out.

Good flucking times, man.

Kate070 · June 2013

The first time a guy saw my boobs was due to a swimsuit mishap when I was hanging out at the ocean with some friends at 14.

Also, when I was 16, I was at the top of the Ponte di Rialto (a famous bridge in Venice). The steps were slick, I'm clumsy, and I was wearing flip-flops with no traction. At the first step down my foot came out from under me, and I went down the rest of the steps on my back, skirt flying up. When I reached the bottom, fine but humiliated, I got even more attention drawn to me by a man rushing over, shouting in broken English, "I AM DOCTOR! YOU ARE OKAY???"

von1976 · June 2013

It had to be sometime in high school at an outdoor concert a long way from home. Started my period earlier than anticipated, there were no tampons anywhere in sight, and no place to buy them. Plus, I was wearing boxers instead of underwear, so the pad was offered to me by the only other girl in the group was no help. I think I ended up making a makeshift tampon out of toilet paper, but I had already bled through the shorts I was wearing (plus the boxer shorts), and had it pointed out to me by a male friend... mortified.

I've popped out of a lot of bikini tops, so I've ceased to be embarrassed by it. It usually involves covering up with the hands or turning away from the group to put the girls back into place, both of which have become second nature to me any time I am diving/jumping/waterskiing/surfing, etc.

Once in high school, one of our teachers came in with two different shoes on. Same style of shoe, a ballet-type flat with a bow on it. But one navy and one black. She was so embarrassed, which I thought was funny. It wasn't that noticeable at all.

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