OMFG!

malamutemommy · June 2013

You guys.

YOU GUYS.

I just...I just dropped my phone on my face, hollered really loud, awoke my sleeping dog, and he was so scared and confused he shiit on the floor.

Goodbye everyone, I'm quitting at life. After I clean up this massive pile of dog excrement.

MelAnnDi · June 2013

Aaahhahaha!

MarieC78 · June 2013

bahaha I can't tell you how many times I have dropped the tv remote on my face. Scared the dog sh1tless, not yet. Surprise

Sorry you have to deal with the mess!

TeamAwesomeBaby · June 2013

My dog peed on the floor last night for the first time in almost 2 years. I think it's because I'm sleeping more heavily now and didn't wake up when he needed to go out. I guess he has to sleep in his crate from now on...sad-face.

Let's just tell ourselves that this is practice for all of the pee/poo we'll be dealing with come December.

malamutemommy · June 2013

dontstopbelievin:
I'm so sorry, that really sucks, but...

I can't even be mad really. I'm just so in awe of the entire situation. He's never pooped on the floor either. Maybe he was dreaming about being out in the grass? But really, what the crap! Literally!

TeamAwesomeBaby · June 2013

malamutemommy:
dontstopbelievin:
I'm so sorry, that really sucks, but...
I can't even be mad really. I'm just so in awe of the entire situation. He's never pooped on the floor either. Maybe he was dreaming about being out in the grass? But really, what the crap! Literally!

"I'm not mad, I'm just impressed."

imrachellea · June 2013

Oooooh my dog did this...except it wasn't just once. She spent the evening at our neighbor's on a play date with their dog and she, being a Lab, dove into the food bowl they leave out for them. My neighbor, seeing the empty bowl, assumed it needed to be filled...my dog emptied it again. I had no idea how much food she ate (think an ENTIRE additional two meals...) so when I came home from work the next day I knew exactly what had happened the second I walked in the door. Ugh. Then during the night, she did the SAME THING and didn't even try to whine to let us know she needed out. Silly dog...I just tried to be good-natured, and thank goodness her room is tiled!

malamutemommy · June 2013

TeamAwesomeBaby:
malamutemommy:
dontstopbelievin:
I'm so sorry, that really sucks, but...

I can't even be mad really. I'm just so in awe of the entire situation. He's never pooped on the floor either. Maybe he was dreaming about being out in the grass? But really, what the crap! Literally!
 
"I'm not mad, I'm just impressed." 

I just said that out loud to him because he looks so ashamed of himself haha. He's curled up in his bed with his tail over his nose with just his eyes peeking out at me. He's either really embarrassed, or it just stinks in here.

Mrbatesisinnocent · June 2013

Giggle snort

macadamia03 · June 2013

Slow clap and standing ovation!

champhe · June 2013

Lol!! It's going to be an awesome day. I have dropped my kindle on my face countless times. It hurts!

BeachMommy2B · June 2013

That really stinks, but I just laughed so hard at my desk it actually brought tears to my eyes.

it reminds me of the time my dog farted and freaked himself out to the point he ran and hid... From his own fart . Lol