No. Nonononono. No.
No!
God. No.
He insulted me, pissed me off, made the time I spent suffering seem inconsequential...said my current beau "had no right to go there." Excuse me, but I AM NOT PROPERTY! Nobody has rights to me in the first place!
I can't even, you guys. There is so much I could say but I just don't have the words.
ETA: He acted all heartbroken and angry when I refused him. Wtf is there for him to be mad about? He's the one pulling some sh!t now that I'm finally happy and finding peace in my life. Douchecanoe.

// I love you too. //
Re: Ex wants back together.
::gives NF's ex the biggest eye roll ever::
UMM NOO!!
Nailed it. Thanks Cootie.
He doesn't know how to make you happy because he is unhappy. He will use you like a band aid and then toss you when he's gotten his fix.