We are moving this weekend, and I just had this conversation (abridged for your reading pleasure) with a Time Warner sales rep. I am going to lose my sh!t if this is just a preview of how this weekend will go.
Sales Rep: Ok, I will help you set up the online order and we will put it on hold until the old account is cancelled.
Me: Ok!
SR: Are you at the address of your new account?
Me: ...No.
SR: Oh. How are we supposed to set up your account if you are not at the new address?
Me: Huh? I don't know... I thought you guys were the experts?!?
SR: Please hold. *Puts me on hold for 2 minutes* I am sorry, we cannot set up your account because you have to put in your information online.
Me: Ok. Let's do that then. Where do I start? I am online right now.
SR: We can't do that if you are not at the location of the new account.
Me: I'm sorry, I don't understand. Please help me understand. Why does it matter if my butt is in one place or another if we are entering it online?
SR: Because I cannot enter your personal information for you.
Me: So... you want me to leave a house where I have internet, go to a new house where I DON'T have internet, and somehow enter my information over the internet at the new internet-less house?
SR: No. Your location doesn't matter. You have to enter your information yourself.
Me: But I thought you were going to help me set this up... what?
After that I gave up. I managed to not be any more rude than saying "butt" but it was REALLY hard. Hooray for moving.
Re: Righteous Pregnant Hellfire
The best part of all of it is that WAS my second call to get a new rep lol!
Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016
Two Angel Babies
07/03/2012
08/08/2015
"If you're still my small babe
or you're all the way grown,
my promise to you
is you're never alone.
You are my angel, my darling,
my star...and my love will find you,
wherever you are."
Agreed.
I think maybe you misunderstood her, I don't think she needed your butt to be at the new address to enter the information. I think She just needed to know if you already lived there (or had access to the house) in order for someone to come out and set it up.
If im wrong, thats the silliest thing I have ever heard!
my number one solution for incompetent/rude CS reps...
"ok great, can I speak to a supervisor please?". If you dont get anywhere with the rep, the supervisor is usually a better bet.
When we moved into our house three years ago I called Fairpoint (New England version of Verizon) and said that I wanted to do the bundle with DirecTV. The guy at Fairpoint sets EVERYTHING up for me including the installation dates for DirecTV (it was the first Monday we were there) and Fairpoint (it was the Wednesday after). After a little bit of himming and hawing because we wouldn't have a phone for 5 days (+ no cell service. LOVE Vermont!), I just agreed to it because he said it was the only time they could do the service.
Fast forward to when DirecTV came to install satellite for us... The installer needed to use our phone to call and set something up. "But we don't have a phone yet..." The poor guy had to drive 5 miles down the road to pick up a bar of signal and drive back, only to get my husband to go back down the road with him so my husband could explain the situation that we didn't have a phone yet. Five hours later (8:30 pm) we had TV.
It was awful.
I always do this if I'm not getting what I need or they don't understand. It usually works.