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melmarie26 · June 2013

Photo: ? ? ? ~ LM

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AutumnLeaves2 · June 2013

Oh. My. God. I would sh!!t myself.

melmarie26 · June 2013

Haha,

Everyone will be checking the bottom of their coffee cup today !!!

I know I did.

And, if the above wasn't enough, look at these two lovebirds....

Photo: ? JD ?

https://www.nohope.org/

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I'm not even going to put that country on my bucket list.

Just.....no.

Bemyselfandi · June 2013

LucyD1029:
O.M.F.G. nbsp;I would die. nbsp;Literally die.

Holy fluck. I would die too. Omg. I thought this.was.gong to be all innocent like how.do you like your coffee? Black? Cream? What.flavor? How much sugar?

Oh.my.gosh.

melmarie26 · June 2013

Bemyselfandi:
LucyD1029:
O.M.F.G. nbsp;I would die. nbsp;Literally die.
Holy fluck. I would die too. Omg. I thought this.was.gong to be all innocent like how.do you like your coffee? Black? Cream? What.flavor? How much sugar? Oh.my.gosh.

Sorry Babe.

But hey, you're awake now, right? Hypervigilant? Heart racing?

Spiders wake you up faster than coffee !!!

latnprincess · June 2013

YUCK! I'm glad I'm not a coffee drinker!

CrazyDaisy8 · June 2013

I nearly vomit if I finish a drink and notice there was dried food stuck to the bottom. I have no idea what I would do in this case.

piphigirl · June 2013

One of our A12 ladies found a bug in her wine glass not that long ago... I can't remember who it was, but she was freaked out!

PurrCrasher · June 2013

You are a horrible person! Stick out tongue That's terrifying. Thank goodness that after reading someones post about finding the cave cricket in their wine glass I religiously check my cups before and during use. My coffee cup today was clean when I put my coffee in it and then I put a lid on it so thankfully I can still enjoy it even after your terrible little prank.

Sassy pants.

melmarie26 · June 2013

PurrCrasher:
You are a horrible person! That's terrifying. Thank goodness that after reading someones post about finding the cave cricket in their wine glass I religiously check my cups before and during use. My coffee cup today was clean when I put my coffee in it and then I put a lid on it so thankfully I can still enjoy it even after your terrible little prank.
Sassy pants.

WTH ??? I haven't been called a horrible person in a while !!!

No. Okay, I lied.

It was yesterday, when I put orange flavored lidocaine jelly on the rim of DH's Fanta at lunch.

He thought he was having a stroke, because his mouth was numb.

::snorting laughing ::

poppyseed1017 · June 2013

I officially hate your guts.

PurrCrasher · June 2013

melmarie26:
PurrCrasher:
You are a horrible person! That's terrifying. Thank goodness that after reading someones post about finding the cave cricket in their wine glass I religiously check my cups before and during use. My coffee cup today was clean when I put my coffee in it and then I put a lid on it so thankfully I can still enjoy it even after your terrible little prank.
Sassy pants.
WTH ??? I haven't been called a horrible person in a while !!!
No. Okay, I lied.
It was yesterday, when I put orange flavored lidocaine jelly on the rim of DH's Fanta at lunch.
He thought he was having a stroke, because his mouth was numb.
::snorting laughing ::

That picture is so awesome.

You're on a roll, sister! I need some of your little prankster energy. When I saw this post my first thought was "I need some of whatever she's taking". Speed? Mushrooms? Bath salts? Tell me your secrets!

melmarie26 · June 2013

poppyseed1017:
I officially hate your guts.

Liar. You suck at lying.

You love me. Totally.

Proof.

Andreabks · June 2013

I would throw up! i'm acranophobic and that's just gross!!!!!

melmarie26 · June 2013

PurrCrasher:
melmarie26:
PurrCrasher:
You are a horrible person! That's terrifying. Thank goodness that after reading someones post about finding the cave cricket in their wine glass I religiously check my cups before and during use. My coffee cup today was clean when I put my coffee in it and then I put a lid on it so thankfully I can still enjoy it even after your terrible little prank.
Sassy pants.
WTH ??? I haven't been called a horrible person in a while !!!
No. Okay, I lied.
It was yesterday, when I put orange flavored lidocaine jelly on the rim of DH's Fanta at lunch.
He thought he was having a stroke, because his mouth was numb.
::snorting laughing ::
That picture is so awesome.
You're on a roll, sister! I need some of your little prankster energy. When I saw this post my first thought was "I need some of whatever she's taking". Speed? Mushrooms? Bath salts? Tell me your secrets!

A VACATION IS WHAT I'M ON !!! It's like instant, crack like, energy !!!

It's pretty amazing how much better I feel. No back pain, no frazzled exhaustion. I totally recommend people taking kid free vacations with their SO's at LEAST once a year. This was a great idea. All expenses paid by DH's boss. We are blessed.

Tomorrow is back to reality though :: womp womp ::

I feel like quoting Eminem here...

"Snap back to reality,
oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes rabbit,
he choked
He's so mad,
but he won't give up that
Easy? no."

PurrCrasher · June 2013

melmarie26:
A VACATION IS WHAT I'M ON !!! It's like instant, crack like, energy !!!
It's pretty amazing how much better I feel. No back pain, no frazzled exhaustion. I totally recommend people taking kid free vacations with their SO's at LEAST once a year. This was a great idea. All expenses paid by DH's boss. We are blessed.
Tomorrow is back to reality though :: womp womp ::
I feel like quoting Eminem here...
"Snap back to reality,
oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes rabbit,
he choked
He's so mad,
but he won't give up that
Easy? no."

I need to get me sommadat!

I would love to take an all expenses paid vacation with DH sans kiddos. That sounds absolutely amazing. I can see how you'd feel renewed after a little break. Enjoy your last day. Do something crazy like poop without an audience of kiddos!

SJandVA · June 2013

Wrong wrong WRONG!!!!!!!
If you weren't so funny and making me laugh this morning I'd be upset with you.

ccam · June 2013

I think I would literally vomit.

melmarie26 · June 2013

SJandVA:
Wrong wrong WRONG!!!!!!! If you weren't so funny and making me laugh this morning I'd be upset with you.

Word to ya motha....

twoitalians · June 2013

Eew! Ick ick ick ... I just... no. I don't think I will ever enjoy my coffee ever again. Or go to Australia. Thanks for killing those dreams.

Now I'm having a panic attack.

Jnmac83 · June 2013

This whole thread made me LOL. Meller on the bath salts again! Watch out!!

melmarie26 · June 2013

Jnmac83:
This whole thread made me LOL. Meller on the bath salts again! Watch out!!

Oh snap, I forgot about the bath salts !!!

No seriously, people don't get this crazy sober.

This is like all natural, organic crazy.

No drunk or drugged Mel's here.

The world couldn't handle it.

melmarie26 · June 2013

Sharona1700:
Gee, Mel. I give you that fricking gold star idea for Jamp;R's bday party and THIS is how you repay me? I'm all itchy now. Really. I am.nbsp;

:: drags up soap box ::

Okay, okay, public apology time.

I am sorry. I thought things were getting kind of boring around here. Well, until all of these crazy azz people, including me, came out of the woodwork today. It's like someone shook out the crazy tree, dammit.

I'm sorry again guys, I'll be good tomorrow. :: kicks rocks ::

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