Crazy Kid Stories

nesenotes · June 2013

I'm cracking up over here! I texted this picture that Cpasley put on her Facebook yesterday to my mom because its so true...

And she responded with: Yes this is very true. One time your sister was too quiet and found her in her room with a pair of scissors and she had chopped off a huge chunk of hair. I just sat next to her and cried and tried to even it out.

Buahahahaha freaking kids!

What bad thing did you do as a toddler when no one was watching?

nesenotes · June 2013

I remember being 4 and I would always watch my dad shave. Then one day I went to the bathroom and thought hey, I have this hair above my eyes, let me shave it off like dad. And I shaved and cut up my eyebrows!! Can you imagine?! The horror!

Also, one time my cousin and sister went missing. They were both 2 or 3 I think. We couldnt find them anywhere and were freaking out! Then we found them in the our dog's house eating the dogs food. Their mouths were full! I remember it vividly!

Boing214 · June 2013

LOL Yeah, that picture cracked me up, and it's true. If it's quiet I usually find that Charlie has found chords or something she's not supposed to. When I was a toddler I know I got into and started eating cat food. ick!

elizdg · June 2013

My parents have a video of me when i was about 3 eating mayonnaise out of the container. By the spoonful. Eww it still makes me a little queasy to think about it.

apollonia10 · June 2013

It's actually one of my first memories - I insisted that I wanted butter pecan ice cream at Thrifty's, and my mom told me I wouldn't like it. So obviously I wanted it even more. And it was just as yucky as she said it was, but I pretended I liked it.

When we got home she was doing laundry, and I stuck the ice cream cone on my baby sister's head like a hat. My mom came back to see her happily licking the drops that were drizzling down her face. I was hiding under the bed. Still don't like butter pecan ice cream, but my sister looooves it.

nesenotes · June 2013

dbliesmer:
I have 2...
1) This is more gross than bad...When I was 2-3 I was found behind the tv eating a full stick of margarine like a candy bar.
2) When my brother was 6 and I was 4 he put me in a cooler, shut the lid and "walked" me down the basement stairs. He told me he would walk me down the whole way. Of course I trusted my older brother, but by the 2nd stair he let go and I rode down the stairs, hit the bottom and fell out. Luckily at the bottom was a bunch of dirty clothes to break my fall instead of the bare concrete.

That is Hilarious!!

Boing214 · June 2013

apollonia10:
It's actually one of my first memories - I insisted that I wanted butter pecan ice cream at Thrifty's, and my mom told me I wouldn't like it. So obviously I wanted it even more. And it was just as yucky as she said it was, but I pretended I liked it.
When we got home she was doing laundry, and I stuck the ice cream cone on my baby sister's head like a hat. My mom came back to see her happily licking the drops that were drizzling down her face. I was hiding under the bed. Still don't like butter pecan ice cream, but my sister looooves it.

LOL I can't stop laughing! I can just picture it, it's like a movie!

lkamenko · June 2013

My oldest son had few of those moments. Once when he was just 18 months old he took a big strawberry and went to his room. And then became VERY quite for a while. When few minutes later I realized that he is silent I went to his room and omg - all walls were covered with red strawberry painting

If I did not know that this was a strawberry I would think he murdered somebody lol

nesenotes · June 2013

codybarre:
The craziest was with my older sister. She was probably 1.5-2 (still in diapers) and could crawl. Well my parent's neighbor worked the night shift and got home around 4-5 in the morning. He was pulling into the drive when he saw a flash of white in my parents yard. He went over and there was my sister outside in just her diaper sitting on a tree stump that my parents had just cut down. My parents were SOUND asleep and still have NO clue how she got out of her crib and outside. Mind you her crib/room was on the top floor with two flights of stairs.
My neighbor picked her up and knocked on the door to wake my parents up. My dad was FREAKED out and he took her and all she kept saying was "Dark DaDa, Dark!" since it was obvi. dark outside. So crazy, and now having my own LO so scary that she did that!

OMG Indifferent that is just scary. I wouldnt be able to sleep after that.

apollonia10 · June 2013

Oh, and one time I wandered off chasing a cat. I was like 2 or 3. I was missing for an hour. My mom was hysterical (obviously) and called the police and everything. Turns out a neighbor kid had brought me in and was playing with me. Once her mom found us, she brought me outside and my mom tackled us, lol. Oops.

pinkangelmoon · June 2013

OMG. And this is exactly why I'll be a hovering mom forever lol.

The only story I can remember:

My mom used to babysit my cousin who was one year older than me. Well one time I remember we hid under a bed and started "making out" ie kissing each other on the cheek because we must have seen people do this on tv Embarrassed I think we were like 5-6 at the time. I don't know how long it took my mom to find us. And I wonder if my cousin remembers this. Awkward!

StokedWifey · June 2013

Can someone please tell me where to order a bubble to put my child in? OMG, these stories are terrifying.

I started walking at 10 months and each time I needed to do #2, would wander off, remove my diaper and poop in the floor, then put my diaper back on and go about my business.

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