s/o sex pillows

zyas · June 2013

I just read the sex toy thread below and have a funny story regarding the Liberator sex pillows.

So my ex really wanted to get those and we ended up getting both the regular HUGE one and the smaller one. (and I will admit these pillows are pretty awesome) but they were really expensive!!

So when I moved away to go to school, of course I didn't haul those pillows with me, nor did I want them anymore. We broke up about 4 months later and shortly after that we sold the house we owned together. He took a bunch of my stuff to my parents house to leave it there for me.

Well guess what I found downstairs amongst the stuff he left at my parents?? YEP. Those 2 damn pillows!! I'm just waiting for my parents to ask me about them.....

I'm also trying to think of a way to get rid of them while I'm here. They are far too big to throw away in the trash cans. Any ideas??

alphahelix · June 2013

Febreze them and let Ava play on them?!? I kid, I kid!

Do you know anyone who owns a business that would have a dumpster? Or if someone you know rents a dumpster for a construction project maybe you could toss them in.

Hopefully your parents never ask about them - awkward!