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Shameful things I would do

JocelynB0911JocelynB0911 member
in September 2013 Moms

I am starving right now. DH just went grocery shopping (something I enjoyed doing before bedrest) on Friday and got everything I asked for. What is the problem you ask? Nothing sounds good right now. Absolutely N-O-T-H-I-N-G. Ugh.

I would possibly dry hump the first person who would bring me a McChicken with cheese and ketchup, crispy fries with spicy buffalo and ranch sauce to dip it all in. Oh the levels I have stooped to. :*hangs head in all kinds of shame*:

That being said, what would you dry hump someone for right now?

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  • NicknShanNicknShan member
    I would dry hump whoever can get my dog to stop licking the comforter at night. I cannot stand that sound. Not pregnancy related at all. I know.
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  • Jenmarie279Jenmarie279 member
    Speaking of dry humping...I am watching Magic Mike for the first time. O m g.
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  • JocelynB0911JocelynB0911 member

    imageNicknShan:
    I would dry hump whoever can get my dog to stop licking the comforter at night. I cannot stand that sound. Not pregnancy related at all. I know.

    I can just hear that sound now and its making me cringe. On a brighter note, Dominos is still delivering right now. This deliver person has no clue whats about to happen LOL.

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  • JocelynB0911JocelynB0911 member

    imageJenmarie279:
    Speaking of dry humping...I am watching Magic Mike for the first time. O m g.

    I have heard things about this movie and I think it may be best if I dont watch it right now. I feel like its a breech of my bed rest contract or something.

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  • Jenmarie279Jenmarie279 member
    imageJocelynB0911:

    imageJenmarie279:
    Speaking of dry humping...I am watching Magic Mike for the first time. O m g.

    I have heard things about this movie and I think it may be best if I dont watch it right now. I feel like its a breech of my bed rest contract or something.



    Ha! Love this.

    To answer your question, though, I would dry hump someone for a big piece of cake. I have been craving cake like crazy!
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  • Ghw1208Ghw1208
    A king size Crunch bar. Totally would dry hump for one right now.
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  • magdalina.hmagdalina.h member
    imageNicknShan:
    I would dry hump whoever can get my dog to stop licking the comforter at night. I cannot stand that sound. Not pregnancy related at all. I know.
    that sound makes me gaggy
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  • miamiumegmiamiumeg member
    imageJocelynB0911:

    I would possibly dry hump the first person who would bring me a McChicken with cheese and ketchup, crispy fries with spicy buffalo and ranch sauce to dip it all in. 

     Mmm... McDonald's buffalo sauce is delicious on anything.  I know what's for lunch today!

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  • IrishPiratessIrishPiratess member
    I would dry hump someone for a Frozen Custard from the ice-cream store down the street from my dad's house. (its a 6 hour drive)

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  • xxpairofmedicsxxxxpairofmedicsxx
    Hmm... I would dry hump my SO for some zofran right now. Thankfully he's on the way with some. I am so nauseous this morning I am afraid to get out of bed. LO is kicking up a storm too, which doesn't help at all.
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  • leece21leece21 member
    Cinnamon bears and m&ms. It is something I haven't had since I was a kid but I really want to eat 1/2 a bear and 2 m&ms at the same time.
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  • EllaBelle2010EllaBelle2010 member

    DH and I went to a concert the other day and it was very interesting to be the only sober one in the crowd. I would have dry humped anyone who would have taken my baby bump for just a little bit while I had a few cocktails. 

     

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  • JocelynB0911JocelynB0911 member

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    I would dry hump someone if they would come potty train my daughter for me.

    Bake me cookies and I'll do it. I didnt mind pting DD.

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  • Angelbaby117Angelbaby117 member
    I would dry hump someone for a cinnamon roll from Cinnabon. I used to hate cinnamon and cinnamon rolls until I got pregnant. Now when I walk by there in the mall I salivate.
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  • blondii428blondii428 member
    A cheeseburger loaded with shredded lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard, ketchup, pickles, avocados and lots of cheese.

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  • jjkayejjkaye member

    WAIT.... why haven't I tried the buffalo sauce before? And you can get cheese on a McChicken?

    Oh wow. Yum.

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  • JocelynB0911JocelynB0911 member
    imagejjkaye:

    WAIT.... why haven't I tried the buffalo sauce before? And you can get cheese on a McChicken?

    Oh wow. Yum.

    You can kind of havei it your way at McD. Add cheese, hold the lettuce. Now I want one dangit!

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  • diablessediablesse member
    A dozen steamed maryland blue cabs.
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  • MJHersheyMJHershey member
    imageNicknShan:
    I would dry hump whoever can get my dog to stop licking the comforter at night. I cannot stand that sound. Not pregnancy related at all. I know.


    Our dog licks his bed hate it!!

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