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Give me your breaths

BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
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because I need my inhaler

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"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

 

 

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Re: Give me your breaths

  • KaramelSutraKaramelSutra member
    Oh snap niall is getting built
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    Birth: 10lbs 11oz, 21.5 inches <> 1 mo: 14lbs 7oz, 23.5 inches    2mo: 18lbs 15oz, 25.5 inches <> 4mo: 26lbs 8oz, 27.5 inches6mo: 29lbs 8oz, 30 inches <> 9mo: 32lbs, 32 inches12 mo: 37lbs, 34.5 inches <> 15 mo: 38lbs 6 oz, 36 inches. 20.5 inch noggin18 mo: 43lbs, 37.75 inches 21 inch head2yr: 47 lbs, 42 inches. 21.5 inch head. Woah.  

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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    imagecruelsound:

    Why does Niall have undies on under swim trunks?

    And how can I turn myself into a pair of those little white Harry shorts?

    el oh el you weren't the only one to think that

    Niall should return the favor, just sayin'

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member

    imagecruelsound:
    Did he glue the boxers to his body? 'Cuz, last I checked, those can be taken off, too.

    Plus they're white. I'm not questioning though. I'll take it.

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    I think he got a lot more than just his shorts wet...

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    You ladies are funny.
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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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