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August 2012 Moms
AggieDaner
member
Haiku spam thread!
AggieDaner
member
I will never be
A silver-level badass
Still so far away...
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Re: Haiku spam thread!
Baby spent the day
Trying to nom my eyeballs
Spit's in my eyebrows
Still lol'ing about
"Crying in my pie" title
I love all of y'all.
I haven't written
A haiku in many years
Here goes nothing, right?
Wine is in my glass
Face-eating baby asleep
Fck the Heat, GO SPURS!
My tummy is full
Of tasty, tasty cheesecake
I wish I had more
Husband just farted
Asstrumpet muthafucka
I want a divorce.
My tattoo itches
The healing is the worst part
Pass the Aquaphor
More posts than Aggie...
I do? How's that possible?
Because of South Beach
My boobs itch so bad
My kid has destroyed my nips
I can't wait to wean
That's the spirit, boo
Don't you know that spanx are just
Big old helpful hugs?
Thought of Aggie at Target
Saw unicorn cards!
Tell me about it
Feels like I post all the time
Alas, still I fail.
I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE
Holy sh!t they are awesome
I am inspiring!
See a unicorn
While driving to Texas. Yes!
Aggie must be near!
Other day I said,
"My nerps are football leather!"
Husband died inside.
To think in Haiku format
It's just annoying
Bloody Ryan G
Taught a man about grammar.
Learn your contractions!
I frolic freely
Alongside I-35
It might have been me.
Silly Viking brain
Not everything has to be
Songs about Odin
On my period
It's a bloody massacre
Vag needs a break
Dear sweet Tim Duncan
I will miss you when you go
Quiet awesomeness.
The one bright spot in
Unplanned pregnancies: Long break
From effing Aunt Flo.
Perhaps if I had
A unicorn brain like yours
It would be easy
I would want to cry
How are you handling it, girl?
Stop striking, Lili!
Now my mouth is watering.
Thanks for playing, y'all
I like to think we all bond
With our poetry
I cannot believe
I missed a haiku spam thread
They are the bestest