I have dropped you how many different times and yesterday was the day you choose to shatter? Boo! I guess it's time for an upgrade anyway.
Signed, Don't have time for this right now
Dear DH,
Did helll freeze over?? Did you really actually move the laundry from the washer to the dryer without being asked?? AND start another load last night? Shocking!
Love, pleasantly surprised this morning
Dear Rain,
Go away! Or rather, can you rain at a more convenient time of day? We need you, but not during rush hour traffic, and especially not during swim lessons this afternoon.
Signed, Did not have fun in the car for 70 minutes yesterday and owner of high water bill
when you replace your iPhone look into the lifeproof case; it's even water proof. My phone doubles as a toy for the kids and has taken a beating.
LC
Dear self-
What was wrong with you yesterday? You had the days mixed up which caused a huge problem in both professional and personal life. You made several mistakes on the work you turned into your mgr. Get it together.
-hoping today is a better day
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I'm trying to ease back in after maternity leave, since I worked through most of it anyway. Take it easy on me.
Thanks, Your faithful employee
Dear House -
Can you just unpack yourself? That would be greeeaaaat. Thanks!
Dear Nanny -
You're awesome.
Love, a very thankful mom
Dear DH -
I get that you're tired. I'm tired too. We go to bed at the same time and get up at the same time, except I get up during the night with the baby, too. I get that you're overwhelmed. I am too. But I'm trying really hard not to take it out on you, and I'd appreciate it if you did the same. Not everything in our new house has to be done at once. I know you want to get it all done, but please don't kill yourself in the process.
Please put on your listening ears. You make me nuts when I tell you something, then 5 minutes later have a eureka moment and repeat what I said...um, yes. Ugh! Also, if you want to come up with more plans for our trip or change things up a few days before...that is on you to plan. I have done all the planning for it and asked for your input and blessing...no response, equals that's what we're doing.
On a lighter note, thank you for doing laundry yesterday and picking up while you were off in the afternoon. It's appreciated.
Love,
Me
Dear LO,
Had a great and positive meeting with your teacher yesterday. It's great to hear you're thriving in that environment.
I know that I'm only 37 weeks 3 days pregnant with you but I am in so much pain. Please tell me that you will come early and that I won't have to be induced like I was with your brother. Please, please, please.
You changing your mind a million times about paint color does not equal me being difficult. I asked to see a sample of what you picked. Not a chip online, because looking at a color online does not give a true reflection of what it will look like on a wall. Getting a sample is smart if you don't want to repaint a huge room with very high ceilings.
You scared me on Monday when the doctor couldn't find your gestational sac. I hope I am just not as far along as I think I am. I already love you and would be devastated if we lost you.
Re: Open letter Wednesday
Dear iPhone,
I have dropped you how many different times and yesterday was the day you choose to shatter? Boo! I guess it's time for an upgrade anyway.
Signed, Don't have time for this right now
Dear DH,
Did helll freeze over?? Did you really actually move the laundry from the washer to the dryer without being asked?? AND start another load last night? Shocking!
Love, pleasantly surprised this morning
Dear Rain,
Go away! Or rather, can you rain at a more convenient time of day? We need you, but not during rush hour traffic, and especially not during swim lessons this afternoon.
Signed, Did not have fun in the car for 70 minutes yesterday and owner of high water bill
FD,
when you replace your iPhone look into the lifeproof case; it's even water proof. My phone doubles as a toy for the kids and has taken a beating.
LC
Dear self-
What was wrong with you yesterday? You had the days mixed up which caused a huge problem in both professional and personal life. You made several mistakes on the work you turned into your mgr. Get it together.
-hoping today is a better day
Dear Work -
I'm trying to ease back in after maternity leave, since I worked through most of it anyway. Take it easy on me.
Thanks, Your faithful employee
Dear House -
Can you just unpack yourself? That would be greeeaaaat. Thanks!
Dear Nanny -
You're awesome.
Love, a very thankful mom
Dear DH -
I get that you're tired. I'm tired too. We go to bed at the same time and get up at the same time, except I get up during the night with the baby, too. I get that you're overwhelmed. I am too. But I'm trying really hard not to take it out on you, and I'd appreciate it if you did the same. Not everything in our new house has to be done at once. I know you want to get it all done, but please don't kill yourself in the process.
Love, The Nagging Wife
Dear DH,
Please put on your listening ears. You make me nuts when I tell you something, then 5 minutes later have a eureka moment and repeat what I said...um, yes. Ugh! Also, if you want to come up with more plans for our trip or change things up a few days before...that is on you to plan. I have done all the planning for it and asked for your input and blessing...no response, equals that's what we're doing.
On a lighter note, thank you for doing laundry yesterday and picking up while you were off in the afternoon. It's appreciated.
Love,
Me
Dear LO,
Had a great and positive meeting with your teacher yesterday. It's great to hear you're thriving in that environment.
Love,
Mommy
Dear cough...go away...
Dear DD,
I know that I'm only 37 weeks 3 days pregnant with you but I am in so much pain. Please tell me that you will come early and that I won't have to be induced like I was with your brother. Please, please, please.
Love,
You exhausted mommy
I have another one...
Dear DH -
You changing your mind a million times about paint color does not equal me being difficult. I asked to see a sample of what you picked. Not a chip online, because looking at a color online does not give a true reflection of what it will look like on a wall. Getting a sample is smart if you don't want to repaint a huge room with very high ceilings.
Signed, the practical one.
You scared me on Monday when the doctor couldn't find your gestational sac. I hope I am just not as far along as I think I am. I already love you and would be devastated if we lost you.
Worried Mama
Dear DH,
I'm ready for you to be home! DD and I miss you!
Wifey
Dear End of the School Year,
I love you.
Tired teacher
Dear boss I pump at 3 everyday and have since I came back to work 3 months ago why are we now scheduling staff meetings at 3?
Signed a worker with kids
Dear DD
I love your morning snuggles and smiles. You make it so hard for mommy to leave and go to work.
Love mommy with guilt