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This is why I can't watch movies

BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
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I'm watching Pocahontas. The Disney version. I can't stop questioning the validity of it. Like when Kocoum says "That makes at least 100 of them." They didn't have the same numerical system, if they had one at all, as the English. Plus they speak the same language. This is a kids movie. It's a cartoon, and I'm questioning it. 

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Re: This is why I can't watch movies

  • CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member

    I have this problem with the live-action parts of Sesame Street.  The apartment building has one mailbox for the entire building.  WTF?  And Gordon and Susan's apartment pretty much takes up the entire first floor because they can see out of the windows right next to the front door and also out the window behind Big Bird's nest, which is on the other side of the building.  Also, their bedroom is also their front room because Luis and Maria can just walk up to their bedroom door and knock on it and the outside looks like a regular apartment hallway. 

    Also, why doesn't anyone ever pay at Hooper's Store or at the Laundromat?  Is Sesame Street really just a socialist commune in the middle of NYC? 

    So many questions. 

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    I only get like that on a few movies. Usually if the actors annoy me from the get go. Other than that I'm pretty surprised with myself if I manage to stay awake duing a movie... lol.

     On a side note, watched Dark Skies the other night. Fukc that shiit. Super creepy.

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  • thepretzelchickthepretzelchick member

    At least Pocahontas is more believable than Avatar. There, I said it.

    Also, Sesame Street has issues that I noticed in childhood and have never been resolved. See: Elmo. As long as Elmo is on SS, Elijah will not be watching it. Sprout has Play With Me Sesame for those of us who hate Elmo. DIE, ELMO, DIE! 

    The movie that always gets me is The Wizard of Oz. HOW DO THEY ALL KNOW THE EFFING SONG AFTER JUST HAVING MET EACH OTHER?! 

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